Best phrase to use after sex

The more you know

pure enlightenment

Said the fetus.

Dashing through the snow..

Well that escalated quickly

NOT worth a try.

Nice pitch...

germans will know

let me guess...this is a repost

Assassin's Creed IRL

Penguin Nonsense!!!

Godzilla Flamewolf

This pleases me

Russian parking sensor

Because f*ck logic

Been on HL a lot lately.

Pretty much, yes

Dem ***es be cray

Two scientists walk into a bar

Insert Yaranaika face

noooo!

New Movie: Sharknado

Inside is good.

He really wants it

He's real!

pirate ftw

Friends!

Try a taser :p

Make me a...

ZeldaShock Infinite PLOTTWIST

Best family ever

found this gold

Ok what's 2

I still want you.

Double F**in mermaid!

Poor everyone else.

Marilyn Manson: The Funny Anti-Christ.

When you see it ...

Derp

My life is a lie.

Truestory.jpg

oh true love

Just ask for it

how to get friends 101

I know that feel bro

uUhh Professor? What are you doing?

I also like to shit on the dance floor and keep dancing

High Schrödinger

its a bird, its a plane, its hopeman!

Conspiracy Cat

He agweed !

'Murica

yo dawg I heard you like reaction videos

How to properly use a rifle.

dude, get down!

When the alchohol kicks in

SWAG has infected millions already.

Rate type of surprise buttsex?

Me neither

Oh Damon, when will you learn?

not even once

Most trashy tattoo

always watching

That will teach those ***s

Starbucks logic

Tumblr people are weird

Research

Don't make me spray the black off you

Still get told how 'bad' i used to be.....

After seeing this post I thought it was a joke page.... It isn't... HAHAHA

Better story than Twilight

Happy Independence day 'Murica

So that's why I don't have friends.

Sudden Clarity Clarence - After I received my first paycheck

***es taking pictures in the toilet be like

Meanwhile, at the "restore the fourth" protest in Atlanta....

Time for some goddamn FREEDOM!

very special day

True story

South Park's accurate depiction of broadcast journalism.

Did you know raindeers like bananas?

That's old!

Hide yo kids hide yo sigarets

Me in the club

*** yeah i am

I bet he tinkers with her Belle.

Good guy Jimmy

I tittered

I love this man.

Let me just pass this truck

Select, shift + drag you say?

Some things never change

you should know better if you are in a wheelchair

Well played

Now THAT's a good use for it

is this a fact or question?

Or when I reach the Front page!

Women nowadays

It's all in the context...