I am scared of the fact that the post could be from a fat dude

How to make guests have heart failure

Knowledge is power

The ultimate question

MFW I am drunk and browse the fresh page

War... War never changes

Dad is insane

A damn toaster

If dogs could talk

Can I get you anything?

Sums it up.

ive never identified with an animal so closely before

Every time i see news

I guess an American accent comes naturally to people raised by monkeys.

When reverse gifs are better than the original.

Almost spilled my coffee

The epicness of this picture is overwhelming

Just look at it...

Always have a plan b

just Australia...

Why Are We Not Funding This?

Moisturize it

Someone has just won internet for the day.

Don't push my around, I won't stand for it.

Taking it seriously

poor Polandball

I dont know what he is talking about

How to catch a white girl

Is that rude?

You people are backwards.

Strategy gamers

Hmmm...

Ich habe es nicht gewüsst.

My reaction when I see positive comments on my posts

I use paint M'kay

Hello? Is this China? You can nuke now.

Row, row, row the boat - Alone

He's feeling alright.

Short dress...

D-d-d-drop the logic

Hehehe

*shrugs*

*Insert random title here*

Leaked!

Because tumblr should be funny, even today.

Lois knew it all along

Someone finally did it.

nope.

my thoughts on his posts on the frontpage in the last days

Roles have changed.

Exactly.

I'll neva foget

Game.Set.Match

Ash! Did you remember to bring a burn heal?

Billy Connolly

And vegetables... Oh wait still hate it.

What's that smell?

Arrow to the knee is nordic slang for marriage

and seduce you i will

Told Sergei to make a picture.

That feeling when the stairs end but you are expecting a step.

Better go get my gay parents.

This will haunt me in my dreams (Yes, they're legos)

Stop dancing, you look ridiculous

Why you should never friend your family on Facebook.

What my thoughts are right now... you don't have to be different to be good

New Wrestling Strategy

Oh shiiiiiiii.....this was a terrible idea!!!

My Goatee isn't stupid.

Putin wouldn't have let this happen...

For your trolling need.

damn you...

How 99% of Monopoly games end...

Waffle falling over... and over... and over...

To all my haters, with love <3

Elemelons

Pussy owners, beware.

So.... guess it was an apple pie before midnight ?

plus she's my type

Major discovery

Also pikachu gets to enter on squirtle

His Schedule

yea, what now?

The statue didn't look complete until he joined the party.

Kanye West Problems

wtf?

This is how you don't have sex for a month

me at the gym

Dat subtle vintage racism

tumblr is hitlerious

Every RPG player's nightmare

Greatest invention eveerrr!!!

Black people have confirmed this.

Because *** you!

My reaction when:

Using public bathroom

Tom Hanks

3 people die every year because of Vending Machines

Brilliant!

No need to take him at his word