Seems like a great plan

President delivers ;)

Screw Physics

Why did they even let you out, you butt

You know something.

Smells like frontpage

Basically everyone after hunting in AC3

For

This is harder to happen than a tomate in a fence ;)

Arthur's dad is kind of a dick.

smashing!

No legacy is so rich as honesty.

He knew Superman was alive.

Naughty Texas Tech Girl

"I don't know about you"

A failure Apple is

Fair enough

I died a little

I'd hive a heart attack

How americans see Lance Armstrong

Tumblr, everyone

Dad of the year

I cant believe it aint butter

love when that happens

I don't know what to say to this

Time for bed you little shit

Please don't let VladimirPutin steal my post

Karma compilation

You wut m8? Say that to my face

When comments are better than the post..

Whoes line Comp

Some people are so rude

I am so going to Siberia for this...

Several bad puns later...

to all the haters out there

I am scared of the fact that the post could be from a fat dude

How to make guests have heart failure

Knowledge is power

The ultimate question

MFW I am drunk and browse the fresh page

War... War never changes

Dad is insane

A damn toaster

If dogs could talk

Can I get you anything?

Sums it up.

ive never identified with an animal so closely before

Every time i see news

I guess an American accent comes naturally to people raised by monkeys.

When reverse gifs are better than the original.

Almost spilled my coffee

The epicness of this picture is overwhelming

Just look at it...

Always have a plan b

just Australia...

Why Are We Not Funding This?

Moisturize it

Someone has just won internet for the day.

Don't push my around, I won't stand for it.

Taking it seriously

poor Polandball

I dont know what he is talking about

How to catch a white girl

Is that rude?

You people are backwards.

Strategy gamers

Hmmm...

Ich habe es nicht gewüsst.

My reaction when I see positive comments on my posts

I use paint M'kay

Hello? Is this China? You can nuke now.

Row, row, row the boat - Alone

He's feeling alright.

Short dress...

D-d-d-drop the logic

Hehehe

*shrugs*

*Insert random title here*

Leaked!

Because tumblr should be funny, even today.

Lois knew it all along

Someone finally did it.

nope.

my thoughts on his posts on the frontpage in the last days

Roles have changed.

Exactly.

I'll neva foget

Game.Set.Match

Ash! Did you remember to bring a burn heal?

Billy Connolly

And vegetables... Oh wait still hate it.

What's that smell?

Arrow to the knee is nordic slang for marriage

and seduce you i will

Told Sergei to make a picture.

That feeling when the stairs end but you are expecting a step.

Better go get my gay parents.

This will haunt me in my dreams (Yes, they're legos)

Stop dancing, you look ridiculous

Why you should never friend your family on Facebook.