Had my lunch stolen at work today...

We all remember her

There would be some degree of irony if this was a repost (I don't think it is, though)

To be fair it really is tiny

Today in my newspaper...

Basically how it works...

Jackie finding out he's a meme

Understandable.

a thousand ways to break your back.

Come on guys, who ate Bob?

And for my next trick...

How Breaking Bad is going to end.

Best idea ever.

My kind of shirt.

if Rob Liefeld made the captain america movie...

But it's free!

Nice Reporting Skills, There!

He never saw his alcohol

Well. Shit.

google understands me

peace

Dat Ass

What is This? A Fight Club for Ants?

Basketball isn't for everyone

They really look alike.

school

WHAT!! WTF U WANT!! OH!

The best type of bribe

i loled

One true king of Westeros

PLEASE!

She's no longer a virgin

When EA buys a new gaming company.

Proper english-french dictionary

The world isn't cumming to Miley Cyrus.

When I was young, playing outside and my mother came to take me home

GTA 5 reached the $1 billion milestone within its first three days on sale.

A good deed done! Oh...

Gj Harry, gg.

Ho-ho-ho

Joke's on you, didn't even tilt my head

Who wore it better?

Peas...

That could have spared some lives

Those nips are gonna pikachu

That's for Russian.

Some saw it coming...

Bohemian Rhapsody.

How to break the dreams of teenage white girls

We're not all monsters

The magical power of beards

Oh yeah!

Get cho punk ass outta there

Exercising like a boss.

That explains the whole thing

Way to make progress Ash

Marshmallow love.

God damn it, Norman!

Make love, not war

The Trainer way to pick up chicks

Try harder pls

All hail mother Lilith?

karma

The Tumblr..

Oh me so important!

my mom finds something in under a minute that I've been looking for for over an hour

Scrubs was the most medically accurate show on television

Look who won the german elections

Beat that, Gandalf!

The good days

Bro I'm not gay, but I like making out with male. Did I mention I'm not gay?

Cooking up some diabetes

This boy will go places

Nope

He is not a mortal HE IS BATMAN

Whoops - excuse me mirror girl

In that case, I think I'm dark pink.

michael is getting pissed

No more ocean for me

I would pay to see that

karma is a ***

A man gotta do what a mans gotta do.

still not a goOD ENOUGH REASON to use thEM

***ing Susan..

Seriously?

maybe you should just use a mood ring

I knew Skrillex was just a blender..

Not a bad thing at all.

Look at all the noobs

wtf kid?

Everybody do the flop.

The third outcome.

I'd say Hades got burned, but, well...

what a problem

Well that escalated quickly...

Make me some pancakes

THAT comment

Looks like someone snailed it.

Who wouldn't?

Paradise in a single setence