Well how are they gonna evolve if we just keep pushing em back in?
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I'm deleting all my (re)posts if a comment gets more than 5 upvotes or a link is provided.
I miss my computer
Caring dads always lube.
i can have all the sex i want
hugelol comments never fails me
This is why I love Jason Segel
Tumblr is so eggcellent
He's hurting himself and those around him! :o
and this is why USA's military is the worst
Sandy, get down on your knees
And of course scumbag brain does it every time
When photoshop is used by evil forces...
Me in da club
Merry ***ing Christmas
When America finally stopped bothering other nations
I would go now if they did that
I'd eat that cow
How can rainbows be real if clouds aren't real.
The truth has been revealed
Mario is a dick.
seahorsemaid maternity tests
Shaq poked reactions
When your crush tells you she loves you too
My life accoplishments
Now that's a good shoot
that's what the government wants you to think
The magic conch shell told them to get high
nein you didn't
The similarity is astonishing
FEEL THE BURN
Epic dick burn in 3, 2, 1
Dark Souls IRL
Season greetings from chuck
In soviet russia you punish first then save the woman
They didgeridid it
Disney- Where dreams come true!
Player two has entered the game
had you ever pun so hard?
[lazer chasing intensifies]
How rich people have fun
Apparently the Spanish version of signs have to have a moustache
I would love to poison her ivy
Baseball bats can be used as magic wards, too.
Is this the edge or did I go over it?
and thats how you do christmas
So, what are your coo-alifications?
US Foreign Policy
Trust Oak to abuse the system
the little things in life
Ugly Christmas sweater selfie.
Wisdom comes from unexpected places i suppose
They deserve it!
Cat has my exact reaction.
A CHRISTMAS WISH COMES TRUE
Like a boss!
When the question "Too soon?" fits just right
Someday chickens will be playing with human embryos underwater
*** this, I wanna be a helicopter.
Story of my life
Darth Maul with his cat.
Apply cold water to the burn
Embarrassing Childhood picture.
You will never be this smooth
The great skill and perfect execution of this trick shot is making me dribble
The phone's planet needs him
It's past tents.
Advice to live by
i'd react the same way
''I swear it's not what it looks like!''
10/10 would watch
I had a Brother.
can't beat that logic
Youtube at its finest.
Smack that azz
In the next 5 minutes if he brought the gun he got the unlimited ammo perk with a bulletproof beard
After finding out the president is black, he went back into the hole in which he came from.
pew pew pew
It's allergies, dammit!
Tumblr is going to be the next Oceans movie
My reaction when my parents say I'm their favorite son when I'm their only son
How the years have changed me...