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He should have just done it anyway.
Now tickle him so he can... or hit him with a table tennis bat, that works too.
When I recommend my Mexican gardener to our neighbours...
Women learn how to deal with depression early on
guards! get those clones!
Good news everyone
Winter is *ahem* coming
Lookin like she bout to drop the realest bars of her life
this is the device which turns americans into europeans
In the way camel.
Jennifer Lawrence everybody
You had one job
All hail the king of awkward
wait ... what?
whitedad on dogs.
Roman,you stupid hater!
In the near future
Coolest *** on the block.
If only he knew...
I think this guy is the Truth from gta san andreas
If this was an RPG there’d definitely be something happening with that wall.
When I pass a test that everyone else fails
Harry is an ***
those damm karma ***s!
damn white people
What is this leg day you speak of?
Tbh I thought that, too.
Can you not.
"Wait, was that our flag?"
WHO ARE YOU GUY!?
Yes! Yes my lord!
The most wonderful time of the year
Well, a queens got needs...
GUYS, CODE RED, WE HAVE ANOTHER TEN HERE!
Anon believes in an afterlife
Good advice
Gandalf falls asleep.
Don't mind me, just taking a swim.
does this makes any sence?
D:
Inspiration from Video Game.
the two points of view
for no reason in particular i was looking at a list of nocturnal animals on wikipedia and
there is such a thing as being too polite
Well how are they gonna evolve if we just keep pushing em back in?
I miss my computer
Caring dads always lube.
i can have all the sex i want
hugelol comments never fails me
This is why I love Jason Segel
Tumblr is so eggcellent
He's hurting himself and those around him! :o
and this is why USA's military is the worst
Bloody 'Muricans
And of course scumbag brain does it every time
When photoshop is used by evil forces...
Me in da club
Merry ***ing Christmas
*Nervousness intensifies*
When America finally stopped bothering other nations
I would go now if they did that
I'd eat that cow
How can rainbows be real if clouds aren't real.
120% freedom
The truth has been revealed
Mario is a dick.
seahorsemaid maternity tests
***ing jack
Shaq poked reactions
When your crush tells you she loves you too
My life accoplishments
Now that's a good shoot
that's what the government wants you to think
The magic conch shell told them to get high
nein you didn't
The similarity is astonishing
FEEL THE BURN
Epic dick burn in 3, 2, 1
Dark Souls IRL
Season greetings from chuck
In soviet russia you punish first then save the woman
They didgeridid it
Disney- Where dreams come true!
Player two has entered the game
had you ever pun so hard?
[lazer chasing intensifies]
How rich people have fun
Buffering
Apparently the Spanish version of signs have to have a moustache
I would love to poison her ivy
Baseball bats can be used as magic wards, too.
Is this the edge or did I go over it?
oh, you!
Science, baby
and thats how you do christmas
Skyrim physics.
So, what are your coo-alifications?
US Foreign Policy
Trust Oak to abuse the system
the little things in life