for no reason in particular i was looking at a list of nocturnal animals on wikipedia and

there is such a thing as being too polite

Well how are they gonna evolve if we just keep pushing em back in?

I miss my computer

Caring dads always lube.

i can have all the sex i want

hugelol comments never fails me

This is why I love Jason Segel

Tumblr is so eggcellent

He's hurting himself and those around him! :o

and this is why USA's military is the worst

Bloody 'Muricans

And of course scumbag brain does it every time

When photoshop is used by evil forces...

Me in da club

Merry ***ing Christmas

*Nervousness intensifies*

When America finally stopped bothering other nations

I would go now if they did that

I'd eat that cow

How can rainbows be real if clouds aren't real.

120% freedom

The truth has been revealed

Mario is a dick.

seahorsemaid maternity tests

***ing jack

Shaq poked reactions

When your crush tells you she loves you too

My life accoplishments

Now that's a good shoot

that's what the government wants you to think

The magic conch shell told them to get high

nein you didn't

The similarity is astonishing

FEEL THE BURN

Epic dick burn in 3, 2, 1

Dark Souls IRL

Season greetings from chuck

In soviet russia you punish first then save the woman

They didgeridid it

Disney- Where dreams come true!

Player two has entered the game

had you ever pun so hard?

[lazer chasing intensifies]

How rich people have fun

Buffering

Apparently the Spanish version of signs have to have a moustache

I would love to poison her ivy

Baseball bats can be used as magic wards, too.

Is this the edge or did I go over it?

oh, you!

Science, baby

and thats how you do christmas

Skyrim physics.

So, what are your coo-alifications?

US Foreign Policy

Trust Oak to abuse the system

the little things in life

Ugly Christmas sweater selfie.

100% Accurate.

Wisdom comes from unexpected places i suppose

They deserve it!

Cat has my exact reaction.

A CHRISTMAS WISH COMES TRUE

Like a boss!

When the question "Too soon?" fits just right

<this

Someday chickens will be playing with human embryos underwater

*** this, I wanna be a helicopter.

Story of my life

Darth Maul with his cat.

Apply cold water to the burn

Embarrassing Childhood picture.

You will never be this smooth

The great skill and perfect execution of this trick shot is making me dribble

almost cried

hurricane Tyrone

It's past tents.

Advice to live by

i'd react the same way

''I swear it's not what it looks like!''

10/10 would watch

Ahh, siblings...

I had a Brother.

Sleeping Dyrus

can't beat that logic

Youtube at its finest.

Smack that azz

In the next 5 minutes if he brought the gun he got the unlimited ammo perk with a bulletproof beard

Oh...

What if...

After finding out the president is black, he went back into the hole in which he came from.

*Jaden intensifies*

pew pew pew

It's allergies, dammit!

http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

Tumblr is going to be the next Oceans movie

Next-Gen Essays

I... Wat

My reaction when my parents say I'm their favorite son when I'm their only son