I'm Bond. Sendmenudes Bond.

She married him for his girth.

This is soon to happen in the UK

Just happened in who wants to be a Millionaire Australia

Baby Jesus is going to have some wicked abs by the end of the season

bruh

every goddamn time! no, wait, I'm single.

If i had a girlfriend that asked for dick pics, i would have sent her this.

"Would you *** me? I'd *** me..."

game companies these days...

Dad no...

Christmas is the most metal holiday

My reaction when as a king I lead a crusade and my favorite song comes on the lute

Liz Lemon and the toaster waffle

Nice Pun Work, Dream Me!

trust me, I'm an engineer

animu glasses

Patients is a virtue

it's not hi. it's ni

Jesus got some moves.

When her weight starts with 200

This is why my teacher is stupid.

Wrong number

Honest guy.

Scrooge Mc....***

Best handicap license plate ever.

gonna get my fedora hat on!

but i'm a dark skinned hispanic!

well, shit

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

how I salud my friends from university when we graduated

Dad, what's Jagrmeister?

kim K rising her doucheyness level

Trying this tomorrow. wish me luck

How does Justin Bieber remove his condom?

#justchinesethings

screw you

The Most Comfortable Man In The World

how I imagine my first time

Anon Exposes Gayfag

For mother russia

This moment in Harold and Kumar..

Frodo the psycho

Let's just saber this for a moment.

How to get a date.

Saw this earlier thought it needed something more.

Rebel

Meanwhile at the Detroit Metropolitan Airport

Avatar, the last smoke bender

Step up your selfie game!

coming home from the 1st date

Seems legit.

Seems legit.

Budget Cuts

Poor xbox one

Excuse Me While I Contact My People

It's a pitty that kids these days are all getting involved with that.

Think it'll work?

best snu snu is head snu snu

Canadian Dexter

true and proven

Every. Damn. Week.

Thought so.

Bad thing to see in the middle of an exam

huehuehue

How about no

Time to get some answers.

good deal

We're gonna get some sigarettes.

Video games over hoes

It's hot where you're going

Tumblr users foreplay

We were afraid to drive directly behind...

Never Admitting To Failure

No one listens to me

Douchey haircuts

No homo, though

Nice rims

it's heavly snowing!

Not. Even. A. Single. Drop.

Majestic...

4chanß

the stupidity is unreal

Or you can tell her to buy her own toothpaste

Please this time,don't avoid the cone,please?

This kid knows.

Somebody at work isn't the brightest...

That's a bit harsh Steam

Tried getting our dog into the Christmas spirit...

Yup. That's definitely how it's done...

We're smug about it

Your move, admins

Miss Teen USA

Well Played Michael...

I'll take two, thanks Target!

This Duolingo app is teaching me really important Spanish phrases

gotta string it out a little

Ridiculous GOT subtitles ..

Mahmoud, not again?

world 2020