You had óne job

Hello my baby, Hello my honey, Hello such ragtime wow

Uncle Buck

M&M's commercials

it's some weird kind of magic

The story of a chair's life.

I guess what you loose in IQ you win in inches

Drop the bass

The clock rule

sums up my love life

Found this on a table at school today...

Best $2.99 I've ever spent.

Strrrrrike!

Real boy problems.

Haircut - fixed

future us #2

Worlds Fasted Computer

manly cries are heard from the african american alley

uselessly proud

⇊⇊

scrooge, you smooth ***

If you're cold...

The Matrix is glitching again

One of Eric's best comebacks

Adblock at work

The perfect gift indeed, and at a reasonable price.

Browsing Instagram when suddenly....

He chose the right one to stand beside

Radical Islam; ISIS Smart Bomb

That's a heck of a bug, Android.

Here's why you shouldn't call all black people in the U.S., "African Americans"

Baby it's bad out there.

can they finally achieve world peace and annihilate feminists altogether now?

Racism works both ways

The local cobbler has a way with words

Pretty much

Foolproof advice!

This made me laugh so hard

RDR awesome game w/ flawless logic

Anon Goes Hunting

Found this n' it gave me a laugh.

Talk about police brutality.

this always happens

For the times when you just don't remember how old they are.

Useful apps

Kids these days

A glimpse into Hiddenlol

best restaurant ever

Vegan humour

Gotta Kill'em All

Cutting your bread with a wooden doorstop.

When you miss your stop

Bye, kids!

She told me her secret.

Schrodinger's USB stick

Geography is hard, alright?

Metaphors

I'm Bond. Sendmenudes Bond.

She married him for his girth.

This is soon to happen in the UK

Just happened in who wants to be a Millionaire Australia

Baby Jesus is going to have some wicked abs by the end of the season

bruh

every goddamn time! no, wait, I'm single.

If i had a girlfriend that asked for dick pics, i would have sent her this.

"Would you *** me? I'd *** me..."

game companies these days...

Dad no...

Christmas is the most metal holiday

My reaction when as a king I lead a crusade and my favorite song comes on the lute

Liz Lemon and the toaster waffle

Nice Pun Work, Dream Me!

trust me, I'm an engineer

animu glasses

Patients is a virtue

it's not hi. it's ni

Jesus got some moves.

When her weight starts with 200

This is why my teacher is stupid.

Wrong number

Honest guy.

Scrooge Mc....***

Best handicap license plate ever.

gonna get my fedora hat on!

but i'm a dark skinned hispanic!

well, shit

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

how I salud my friends from university when we graduated

Dad, what's Jagrmeister?

kim K rising her doucheyness level

Trying this tomorrow. wish me luck

How does Justin Bieber remove his condom?

#justchinesethings

screw you

The Most Comfortable Man In The World

how I imagine my first time

Anon Exposes Gayfag

For mother russia

This moment in Harold and Kumar..

Frodo the psycho