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Racism works both ways
The local cobbler has a way with words
Pretty much
Foolproof advice!
This made me laugh so hard
RDR awesome game w/ flawless logic
Anon Goes Hunting
Found this n' it gave me a laugh.
Talk about police brutality.
this always happens
For the times when you just don't remember how old they are.
Useful apps
Kids these days
A glimpse into Hiddenlol
best restaurant ever
Vegan humour
Gotta Kill'em All
Cutting your bread with a wooden doorstop.
When you miss your stop
Bye, kids!
She told me her secret.
Schrodinger's USB stick
Geography is hard, alright?
Metaphors
I'm Bond. Sendmenudes Bond.
She married him for his girth.
This is soon to happen in the UK
Just happened in who wants to be a Millionaire Australia
Baby Jesus is going to have some wicked abs by the end of the season
bruh
every goddamn time! no, wait, I'm single.
If i had a girlfriend that asked for dick pics, i would have sent her this.
"Would you *** me? I'd *** me..."
game companies these days...
Dad no...
Christmas is the most metal holiday
My reaction when as a king I lead a crusade and my favorite song comes on the lute
Liz Lemon and the toaster waffle
Nice Pun Work, Dream Me!
trust me, I'm an engineer
animu glasses
Patients is a virtue
it's not hi. it's ni
Jesus got some moves.
When her weight starts with 200
This is why my teacher is stupid.
Wrong number
Honest guy.
Scrooge Mc....***
Best handicap license plate ever.
gonna get my fedora hat on!
but i'm a dark skinned hispanic!
well, shit
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
how I salud my friends from university when we graduated
Dad, what's Jagrmeister?
kim K rising her doucheyness level
Trying this tomorrow. wish me luck
How does Justin Bieber remove his condom?
#justchinesethings
screw you
The Most Comfortable Man In The World
how I imagine my first time
Anon Exposes Gayfag
For mother russia
This moment in Harold and Kumar..
Frodo the psycho
Let's just saber this for a moment.
How to get a date.
Saw this earlier thought it needed something more.
Rebel
Meanwhile at the Detroit Metropolitan Airport
Avatar, the last smoke bender
Step up your selfie game!
coming home from the 1st date
Seems legit.
Seems legit.
Budget Cuts
Poor xbox one
Excuse Me While I Contact My People
It's a pitty that kids these days are all getting involved with that.
Think it'll work?
best snu snu is head snu snu
Canadian Dexter
true and proven
Every. Damn. Week.
Thought so.
Bad thing to see in the middle of an exam
huehuehue
How about no
Time to get some answers.
good deal
We're gonna get some sigarettes.
Video games over hoes
It's hot where you're going
Tumblr users foreplay
We were afraid to drive directly behind...
Never Admitting To Failure
No one listens to me
Douchey haircuts