Pretty fly for a white guy

Lucifer mauls asians often

Trigger material

masturbation better than obligation

Arguably the most compelling reason for protecting your source's identity.

This picture of Elsa being "arrested" in South Carolina looks like the beginning of a porno

never have a romantic diner with candlelight and beans

Yeah man definitely a kangaroo.

How to : female character

Now I know the difference

Nyuk nyuk nyuk

The longer you stare, the funnier it gets

what if the aliens turn out to be dicks, did anyone consider that possibility

Living in Hungary rule #1: Don't get sick

Bad placement

I identify myself as trans-atlantic

Hand job

So that's why they alwasy talk shit

Cool

Fresh hobbit

The Sun Comic

"Arrested"

Boom. Headshot.

It is a matter of location

They had a duty

oh denzel

Writing an exam you didn't study for

Be brave! Don’t show fear!

Things that didn't happen or maybe did but nobody remembers.

yes Tyrone sir

Emma Stone is by far the best sister ever.

The silent killer

We call them femnazis for a reason

You think this is a game?

Confederacy of Independent Systems

Tiger goes limp

fun at party of introverts

Kansas

Seriously.

That escalated quickly

it's a logical sequence...

Glorious leader

Hey look, a penny

SURPRISE SHIT THROW!

Monty Python and the Revenge of the Sith

My ice maker works. So I got that going for me...which is ice.

Anti friend-zone technique unlocked

Never leave baby alone with demonic shadow hand dad....

Genius...quite the ***, but genius

All hail Dra'nakyuek - our Lord and Saviour

A duck.

White ppl

meh 9/11

The importance of Scooby-Doo.

Black magic! Black magic!

The right way to spell it.

Meanwhile in Australia..

Babythrowing

Nice try Mia Khalifa... But stick to porn

When Canada sends military support to combat ISIS

Porn site tags be like "hot teen"

The ultimate act of desperation.

Sports anime...

Visionary

Let's go bowling

All mighty leader

Math is hard

Bang bang

i had some privilege in my eye, officer

Jet fuel cant melt steel beams

100 Years Old

the words or a german doing this, dunno which one is better

And this guy with a darker sense of humor.

He came in first

historical turn as of known by year 4331

"Don't be too rude thanks~ ^-^"

First Date:

6.5 million groin punches per second

That's one way of making that point ...

weather forecast in detroit

thanks fam

correlation =/= causation. apparently this guy says "*** that"

4 Year Old Son, Proud Father!

Printer always be jammin'

so... back to blowjob again

double kill

When you send the nudes and they just respond 'k'

I've sketched the biggest lie of this century

too fast

couching level: Sultan

Aww, that's cu... ewww

"Bill Gates was a drop out"

Worst fanny pack design ever.

MFW I'm drunk and stand up

cuz it was an inside job?

"Shhhh"

Truth.

To be fair, anyone who brings me pizza is pretty important.

googled "jaws of life" and found salvation instead

noticed something during the oscars.