"Bill Gates was a drop out"

Worst fanny pack design ever.

MFW I'm drunk and stand up

cuz it was an inside job?

"Shhhh"

Truth.

To be fair, anyone who brings me pizza is pretty important.

googled "jaws of life" and found salvation instead

noticed something during the oscars.

See ya grandma!

Rare photo of Jesus blessing Patricia Arquette during her acceptance speech.

Game of Birthdays

I think Mr. Krabs finnally felt it

When your buddy says he's staying home and then you spot him at the bar

Captain Planet isn't believable

Seriously this dog seems so awesome

School District twitter gets crunk

I had never seen a butterfree in the wild

The real reason he was crying #RESPECT

Guess a county by the picture

So evil..

This is highly accurate...

"All the while Leonardo plotted his revenge..."

Sure it's convenient, but at what cost?

The true you comes out when you get pulled over

Coincidence ? I think not

Next on GoT

russian craftmanship never ceases to amaze me.

Nice try. That's just what you want us to think.

little bobby was enthusiastic to join the army, until he saw the true face of war

I've been duped

The beauty of nature

The first thing a cult does...

Women are attracted to ***s

When I ask my band teacher how long we need to practice...

When a customer says they are going to go to our competitors.

This was Teresa before the operation

Headstone of the future.

It would be nice...

His face says it all...

Barney is in a fitness magazine!

Pros and Cons of Watching the Oscars...

Breakdown of Men's Tape Measure Usage

Cheer up, emo horse

Favorite Oscar Moment

Peter Dinklage catches you up on The Game of Thrones

Snowblower

Ultimate pick up line

Someone thinks they're funny

Damn Australians

He said the bathroom was the second door on the left, but this is just an empty closet...

Is this a joke?

Oh the Russians.

does this count as cheating?

Brooklyn Nine-Nine is such an underrated show

You guys called it.

Rejected 50 Shades of Grey Script

Tired of your shit

A basic guide for mountaineering

That feeling

Evil shoes

A very narrow margin to make

Jessie Spano tries to make it right.

Great Imgur find this mornimg

Why are all the guys looking at me?

This may take a while...

rekt

Listen carefully

Rickrolling first page

Impossible standards for Pokemon trainers

Accurate

Let's take this joke to the checkout line

They can't even

It is a bigger problem than we thought...

Those eyes

The Truman Show The Complete Series

Or even a thank-you from the USDA

When you get diddlydone with their shit

If celebrities looked like their fan art

Asleep on the train

Only men will understand the joy when we see urinals like this.

Found this in H&M Tokyo

Michigan Human Society knows how to get pets adopted

thats how expensive you are

Why vampires prefer virgins

Cannibalization in Busytown...

Every IT professional

No man can grill me.

Errors in the cloning process

It's not always good to have the faceless men owe you.

She got the D

Mfw Thai prostitute has no dick.

mean-while on a black neighborhood

Shit's going down.

I guess he wont get the job at the strip club

This mother ***er swallowed the watermelon whole and it got stuck

What seems to be the bouncer, problem?

His mixtape isn't the only thing dropping

It's a sad life

Disgusting but hilarious