You think this is a game?

Confederacy of Independent Systems

Tiger goes limp

fun at party of introverts

Kansas

Seriously.

That escalated quickly

it's a logical sequence...

Glorious leader

Hey look, a penny

SURPRISE SHIT THROW!

Monty Python and the Revenge of the Sith

My ice maker works. So I got that going for me...which is ice.

Anti friend-zone technique unlocked

Never leave baby alone with demonic shadow hand dad....

Genius...quite the ***, but genius

All hail Dra'nakyuek - our Lord and Saviour

A duck.

White ppl

meh 9/11

The importance of Scooby-Doo.

Black magic! Black magic!

The right way to spell it.

Meanwhile in Australia..

Babythrowing

Nice try Mia Khalifa... But stick to porn

When Canada sends military support to combat ISIS

Porn site tags be like "hot teen"

The ultimate act of desperation.

Sports anime...

Visionary

Let's go bowling

All mighty leader

Math is hard

Bang bang

i had some privilege in my eye, officer

Jet fuel cant melt steel beams

100 Years Old

the words or a german doing this, dunno which one is better

And this guy with a darker sense of humor.

He came in first

historical turn as of known by year 4331

"Don't be too rude thanks~ ^-^"

First Date:

6.5 million groin punches per second

That's one way of making that point ...

weather forecast in detroit

thanks fam

correlation =/= causation. apparently this guy says "*** that"

4 Year Old Son, Proud Father!

Printer always be jammin'

so... back to blowjob again

double kill

When you send the nudes and they just respond 'k'

I've sketched the biggest lie of this century

too fast

couching level: Sultan

Aww, that's cu... ewww

"Bill Gates was a drop out"

Worst fanny pack design ever.

MFW I'm drunk and stand up

cuz it was an inside job?

"Shhhh"

Truth.

To be fair, anyone who brings me pizza is pretty important.

googled "jaws of life" and found salvation instead

noticed something during the oscars.

See ya grandma!

Rare photo of Jesus blessing Patricia Arquette during her acceptance speech.

Game of Birthdays

I think Mr. Krabs finnally felt it

When your buddy says he's staying home and then you spot him at the bar

Captain Planet isn't believable

Seriously this dog seems so awesome

School District twitter gets crunk

I had never seen a butterfree in the wild

The real reason he was crying #RESPECT

Guess a county by the picture

So evil..

This is highly accurate...

"All the while Leonardo plotted his revenge..."

Sure it's convenient, but at what cost?

The true you comes out when you get pulled over

Coincidence ? I think not

Next on GoT

russian craftmanship never ceases to amaze me.

Nice try. That's just what you want us to think.

little bobby was enthusiastic to join the army, until he saw the true face of war

I've been duped

The beauty of nature

The first thing a cult does...

Women are attracted to ***s

When I ask my band teacher how long we need to practice...

When a customer says they are going to go to our competitors.

This was Teresa before the operation

Headstone of the future.

It would be nice...

His face says it all...

Barney is in a fitness magazine!

Pros and Cons of Watching the Oscars...