Can't even fast

Well, he was!

The Achilles's heel

Thanks man :(

Birth of the dark lord Dra'nakyuek

Darude-Sandstom

BREAKING NEWS!

Pregnant

huehuehuehue

A broken home ..

Paying the bills

Me on dates

Bill Clinton & Jennifer Lawrence

inaccurate, the chimp would have thrown the poo

That 70s diet

The spirit is willing , but the flesh is spongy and bruised

Foot Fetish

That escalated quickly.

"Damn....my shorts match this board perfectly"

The early 00's were a simpler time.

Yes, yes you are.

all those years of lurking finally paid off for anon

swim shady

After online dating has failed.

This guy. This ***ing guy.

She's a hard one to read...

"You will always remember this as the day you almost caught captain Cat Sparrow"

Mannequins have feelings too

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

the questions of life

Baroque Obama

In a parallel universe ...

Me in math class

Clean Plate Club sued over denying membership to individuals based on race.

Wish I had a clever title for this

The Ultimate Torture

Set your priorities straight

Because you're fat.

Saw Kanye West today. No one wanted to look at him

Code Names...

Pretty fly for a white guy

Lucifer mauls asians often

Trigger material

masturbation better than obligation

Arguably the most compelling reason for protecting your source's identity.

This picture of Elsa being "arrested" in South Carolina looks like the beginning of a porno

never have a romantic diner with candlelight and beans

Yeah man definitely a kangaroo.

How to : female character

Now I know the difference

Nyuk nyuk nyuk

The longer you stare, the funnier it gets

what if the aliens turn out to be dicks, did anyone consider that possibility

Living in Hungary rule #1: Don't get sick

Bad placement

I identify myself as trans-atlantic

Hand job

So that's why they alwasy talk shit

Cool

Fresh hobbit

The Sun Comic

"Arrested"

Boom. Headshot.

It is a matter of location

They had a duty

oh denzel

Writing an exam you didn't study for

Be brave! Don’t show fear!

Things that didn't happen or maybe did but nobody remembers.

yes Tyrone sir

Emma Stone is by far the best sister ever.

The silent killer

We call them femnazis for a reason

You think this is a game?

Confederacy of Independent Systems

Tiger goes limp

fun at party of introverts

Kansas

Seriously.

That escalated quickly

it's a logical sequence...

Glorious leader

Hey look, a penny

SURPRISE SHIT THROW!

Monty Python and the Revenge of the Sith

My ice maker works. So I got that going for me...which is ice.

Anti friend-zone technique unlocked

Never leave baby alone with demonic shadow hand dad....

Genius...quite the ***, but genius

All hail Dra'nakyuek - our Lord and Saviour

A duck.

White ppl

meh 9/11

The importance of Scooby-Doo.

Black magic! Black magic!

The right way to spell it.

Meanwhile in Australia..

Babythrowing

Nice try Mia Khalifa... But stick to porn

When Canada sends military support to combat ISIS