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Draw your sword.
the 'classic' knock knock joke
Car salesmanship.
Sexual tolerance
0/10 France was not realistic
Monty Python still worried about the outcome
Wyd lil bruh
Definition of a nurse
I'm gonna touch it
She's about to coma
The future.
It took Snorlax 17 years and 8 months to get up
#Blacklivesmatter
master race
In case of fire..
Survival of the fattest
How drunk did Jack get last night?
Slav Squat
"Fighting big enemies in Dark Souls"
Volvo pls
having lecture at 8 but a rave at 9
ಡ ï¹ à²¡
This is why people drop out of school
Thanks Microsoft ðŸ‘ðŸ»
After a long day
A wonderful time to live
Pandora
Superwomen
Late night uber rides
Let's completely simplify a complex issue
A Baby and Half A Dozen of Babies, Please
Tumblr in a nutshell
Wtf of the year
10/10 headline
YEEEE HAW
Oh the disappointment.
This url intrigues and offends
"Defeat 20 dogs, and bring back the catnip they stole from me!"
Absolutely true...
In B 612, borned and raised, on the asteroid was where I spent most of my days
Gets me every time.
Get your shit together Party Cannon.
shitters clogged
This house is judging your every move.
M'soginy
don't be upsetti
So that's why there's a dragon
MRW My Girlfriend Says She Wants To Go Horseback Riding
Oh, Jimmy.
It's funny because he's fat.
"Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."
When they told us to "simulate being engaged," they should have specified, "by the enemy."
Microsoft, you really did it this time
This seems nice!
These hoes ain't loyal
There's no more hiding it AT&T.
MRW Someone Knocks On The Door While I'm "Cleaning" My Room
Software Updates
ooh, batman..
*** you Greg
Share a coke with...
Sometimes you really wonder just how stupid people are
Touché
An awesome, but long, comic. "Product"
high af and good feelings all around
Last thing you see before you die
Premium Facebook Subscriptions
NASA has no chill
White Twitter vs. Black Twitter
Do you really want a beer?
true story
Local school art project titled "candlelight".
When you realize the joke was about you
Best. Necklace. Ever.
Time for the "Man in Black" strategy. Oh! It didn't work...
There's more water on Mars than California.
Nope done nope
Do you want your kids to get hit by a car? Because that's how you get your kids hit by a car
accurate af
You know where
Wal-mart
It's the little things that matter, take your dick as an example
Following the news about water on Mars...
Big Mean Moon
Angelina wanted to eat but her possessed arm felt differently
Irrelevant Skyrim Humor.
I'll see you guys in hell
DIY books
When I finally Fap after a couple of weeks
When you feed in game while your mom feeds you IRL
Rolling in that middle school press
Honestly from Microsoft
Everyone loves a good retardant joke
It's all about Air bud tho
Say what?
Appropriate this evening...
Common sense sold separately
Prevention
Accidental Camoflage
YAASSSS ***