He probably pisses on the seat, too

"Someone drew a picture of this emoji?"

"Sir, we haven't even talked about the Star Spawn yet!"

When you accidentally turn on your front-facing camera

It hurts.

Super Saiyan Goat

How decaf coffee is made

Pocket Bible

What the human heart looks like from each religion.

Forgot the keys

Ahmed pls

Do they always have to *** about something?

Society in 2015 be like

Going to Hell

Good Calcium and Dooting is important

Problem Solver

When a freshmen hangs out with a couple of seniors.

*Tears of freedom intensify*

Are they legal?

Goddamnit David

me☭irl

me_irl

me irl

Wizard School

Mrw i'm in the wrong gif

Poor Jerom

Infuriating boss fights

Comcast Customer Support tells you how they really feel.

Seems legit to me.

are you not entertained?

Spoiler.

That's my fetish

b-but

"No worries random stranger, thanks for having me!"

VHS and Chill?

Time to get spooky

Apply some cherry flavored water to that burn

Just got a new selfie stick

Gotta go fast

When your ball gets stuck under your car.

That kind of person

Milk and bears

Florida man

Pro hide and seek

anon avoids crisis

Total looser, Larry !!

Enter If You Dare

At least there is no *** watermark

Some tell the Truth for a Living, Others Lie for a Living

his testing skills are so hot

Ernesto is my spirit animal.

Toyota

This shit has honestly gone too far

Dog.exe has crashed

Nobel Prize Winner Tu Youyou

punchline fail

It's time to end this ugly stereotype once and for all

Monty Python in all its British glory.

National news in Norway did a piece on eye tests. Anchors had no clue.

Tax payers' money at that

[syrups bilingually]

Economic crisis

The very definition of irony.

Who the hell was in charge of this monstrosity?!

No womans allowed

Too soon?

Hell yeah it is

What son?

Hiddenlol down ? No problemo :-)

Cinnamon Rolls

German newspaper: Refugee Crisis is going to be a matter for the boss (picture= new movie)

Assassins Creed LVII: Who Cares

Simpsons is the best.

It really is

Don't act surprised.

Pretty good advice

MC Shotgun

Why Canada

Marvin still a better ref than Joey Crawford

The Most American Movie

Truth

This is bordering on insanity!

Geometry

Picture of the moon.

Randomly browsing Google Maps when suddenly

Evil Incarnate

Meanwhile in Japan

Art comes in many forms and shapes.

The article isn't serious, but she is!

Very poor choice of words...

Where's America?

Shady

It's a women thing. We wouldn't understand.

Tailgating actively discouraged...

When Pokémon GO is released

Khal Drogo's workout routine

Lies.

When's it due?

Don't let the bots win!

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