When my cat guesses in which hand I have the treat every time

my story can get a little bit confusing at times

Thaaaaat explains it

Best. Mod. Ever

*Pretending to like the card even more when there's no money*

Mom's Spaghetti ..

Oh, Jimmy.

For Every Pie Chart Lover

Life before google

better than the first 3 episodes

Somebody in Asia is pissed

The kid wasn't too far off...

Pretty ungrateful if you ask me...

Get outta here

Darwin Award goes to..

Monster vs Red Bull

Just when you think the joke is over...... it gets better

Can't stump the trump

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH

Metal gears work slowly sometimes.

Gluten free?

I am a non-binary pan-shreksual

A french kiss

Never forget

The four stages of life

Finding your car in the parking lot has never been easier!

What time is it again?

Cat alarm

50% off

when the HL community turns a raid against the spammers

Black Holes Matter

Gordon Ramsay reads a Christmas cracker joke

'Tis the season

The man has a point..

what kind of bird are you?

me irl

Two Dads

Skeletons and their puns...

$25 obo

When you're 1hr into a wank and not even horny anymore, but you ain't no quitter

0% Chance

The difference between being 20 and 40.

Being an Ugly Woman...

sounds about right

Super "Smash"

Are you even trying!?

Your husband is a dick.

Both are equally awesome

me irl

My Vote For Next HIV+ Celeb, Miley.

"It usually works"

Only organic, gluten free, vegan, non-GMO meth for Oregonians!

Damn terrorists

Hey girl, make me a sandwich

By any means necessary

The logic of adding 'porn' after things like 'food' and 'sky' does not apply to everything...

Then everything changed when Kratos attacked

Sometimes kids have to learn the hard way.

You better be a light sleeper.

it matters, guys

He has a point

Kids in 21st century....

I didn't expect that...

Everyone complains

Not antireligious, just a little jab all in good fun

me irl

Never blue

Today's letter is S for Starvation

Self Driving Car

Mitchell and Webb

When you don't know anything about your new job....

Millimeters away from the flush handle

Most Optimist Man of the Year

The news

nutcracker

hit them away

And the Oscar goes to.....

super effective

Faith in humanity restored

Nostalgia

Very clever

How to prevent work place injury?

Its my dooty to plant a bomb in that booty

L.A.

Who's your favorite Star Wars character?

Some Shower Thoughts from Cookie Moster

Ice Cube joined ISIS

me_irl

Yusuf, philosopy is haram!

Sailor Moon dad jokes

You're a 10?

Quick thinking by Paper Peach

They're independent

Truly a seasoned veteran.

Men's humor

The difference between The Simpsons and South Park

Superman lost his powers.

Harrison Ford, everybody

They're pretty great people

The other lever!