My 5km egg just hatched...

Kebap removal unit

man down

Darby Crash [its a witty reference title, trust me]

/fit/izen is a true hero.

the savageness is real

Be careful who you disp..respect in middle school

The ***s taking them so long?

"There is no correlation"

How I approach relationships

Know the difference

chest pain

Have you thought about this? No, cause you only think of yourself!

This is Bill, don't be like Bill.

masterpiece

the F news

Got that bubble on your shoulder

Like a glove...

It's the little things that matter.

Don't worry jet fuel can't hurt anything major

And now we wait

Well that's not exactly a trigger

Perfect Ad Placement

working hard

there can be only one

When the level of corruption is just right

Bots tryin to act like users be like

Me as frick

Oh look, a penny.

let's not jump to conclusions. aaand he's black.

Just wait for #4

It's the same with the Chinese not warning us about 9/11

I knew it all along

HL community be like

If you are broke this will change your life.

What tumblr does to you

I'd rather puma pants

William Wallace didn't die for this.

Let me play on the smallest pe.. violin.

Nostalgia

Generation gap hitting hard

Where were going we don't need roads

Japanese art we can all appreciate

coincidence? probably..

When you are born for your Job

Accurate.

You wouldn't download a file...

How the Chinese commute to work

russian tank

Toilet Paper Machine 2.0 - Test #1

f* the police

Rare photo of the UK leaving the EU

Well here we go again...

*Walks in* Barber: Say no more fam!

grocerie shopping

High vs drunk

love

Yeah ahhh.. You can shut up now!

Best advice

patience is a virtude only found in hunting

That Face

I finally found a picture that describes my networking attempts at work

Uhh... no thanks

Javohl

Wanna feel old? - This is the cast of 'Scrubs' now

Let the power of cheeki breeki compell you

Truth in app games

Doesn't get much more American than this

I swear the cops are on to me George!

Goodbye Graham brotta

"Biggest leak in history"

Another day in paradise

My anaconda dont....

Why reviews are useless

I'd hit that

More rape!

Would you eat your kids?

Trust, but Verify

As a white male, can someone translate this?

"I know my car"

i eat only grass type pokemons

Dat trickle down hygiene

For when your a Christian and a Douche

Squeeze it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) - MJ

Very welcoming

Always Trust Your Instinct

COKE IS PEPSI OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE!

If I had a nidoran for every gender there was

That's so easy!

This is how you advertise

Finally reached this milestone!

Lets hotbox my car after class.

You're a grand wizard, Harry!

Me in my free time

#DeusVult

the 90's were

Hitting that stereotype hot switch.

Wonderful Day In Slavland

5 x 0 is still 0.

Slav Party