just trying to be short and funny
10,702 5-Year Club
Hey step sword help me im stuck on a lake in Sweden
Y do u cum?
The pasta/spinach paradox
He really do be though
Why the brakes?
Not quite, marie claire
Hey youuu guyyyys!
If you’ve ever wondered what happens if you forget to pick a radish, wonder no more. Found this in the garden today.
Halloween 2020 ... Anybody beat this one?
No. No. He’s got a point.
Fooled 'em for a while, but then...
Trunk or treat done right: hilarious, but definitely scarring some children.
how much spinach I start cooking with vs how much I end up with
Should i mark this a mature?
Nice parrot bro, where’d you get it?
Today we witnessed the rare mating ritual of the UPS truck.
Oh, it’s not ending Dec. 31
The handicap spots have sombreros at my local Mexican restaurant.
is me breh
Whenever me or my wife want Little Ceasers we send each other this picture with no context
Saint George testing the dragon for Covid-19.
Every tittle is an oportunity to share your feelings w the boys
only teleprobing pls
Remember to keep holy the hour of 4:20
The best kind of meeting...
I just want to say that, despite all this, it's cool how the dog has its own mug
I wonder how people know on the first sight I'm from Czech republic
There will be no more delays
All of my coworkers agreed to dress up as smurfs for Halloween. Im the only one to go through with it.
Dressing up as a convict to pass out candy. Wife put fake tear tattoos on upside down. Now I have sperm tattoos on my face.
Messing with the neighbors trail camera
Don't worry about it
Saw my opportunity and took it!
She was a guy...
Just like my memes
ʙʀᴜʜ ɪ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴛɪᴛʟᴇs
I'm up to 9! And it's only 12:00!
I finally remember what Zoom meetings remind me of.
Make humanity Monke again
My Spanish teachers door
This is why dogs can't play poker.
Kills 99.9% of hopes and dreams.
"Enjoy your treats."
Get that suspension checked
Local grocery stores got jokes
I can not wait to die now!
Im sorry i though this was murica
Hunting for grown men!!
In the first age...
That's a lot of kids
My father in-law had a trail-cam setup to take pictures for his October hunt. It didn't capture images of any animals, but it did capture this magnificent beast
I prefer public masturbation but thats me...
All of us
The way this dog is looking at Jimmy Fallon. They got beef.
We need strong kids
Fun Food Facts
You have summoned fatatouille
Brothers in arms
Anybody got the link for that episode?
This would be relatable if i had a wife...
Interdimensional Void-Jumping Battle Cats
Haha make more pls
Dad jokes are debatably the best jokes
Throwback to my cage fighting days
The four horsemen of trick or treat
Is there hentai about this already?
Spotted at my local train station on my way to work.
Beeware of attacks!!
Jihad me at hello
2020 Grand Finale