There are two types of horses

Sometimes Siri hurts

; - ;

"A wild Diglett appears"

Son was being a dick at the doctors

I had to turn on the viral posts on to do this

He's had enough of non-bourgeois scum trying to convert the school into communism

no way

Looks like 90 degree weather.....

Younglings aren't the only thing Anakin is destroying

>implying I'm not taking you to the raveyard to sacrifice to Nito

Already A Year Into My Heist

did i hear nazi?

Tried to use the snapchat filters on my cat, now she just looks like an accountant from the 70's.

Poor Jerry misses out on the fun

DEUS VULT

We did it boys! Congrats for surviving my last push to the top 100k

Complete with a white glaze.

mr burns knows it

Almost got jumped last night...

This spice chart at an Indonesian restaurant

Just a reminder that this image exists...

Work facilities budget cuts

rip mistake

title in comments (too long -,-)

Why im not gay

Euro Truck Simulator is better

Sent my bf a picture of our cat sleeping, got this one back

Notice me WhiteBones-san !

Rest in pepperoni

All burgers are beautiful.

What the *** are you laughing at?

The giraffe finally had her baby!

This man has been fall-down drunk, beaten with baseball bats, and crawled out of a rolled-over truck, and he has Never. Spilled. A drop.

Introverts Unite!

The 5 stages of getting a new job

haiuhfaoigha

"Pour with confidence"

The Bob's Burgers's kids make my day

Much respect for this unknown Canadian veteran who volunteered and served in The Civil War, WW 1, WW 2 and the Vietnam War

Suddenly all of the Thalmor wanna be my friends

*Sad reacts only*

Llllllllllllllllike a glove!

My school installed a new beamer. I nominate them for 'Best engineering 2017'

You think the kennel is your ally? You merely adopted the kennel. I was born in it, molded by it.

I want a divorce

Dude, this guy in front of me is the WORST.

Roses are red, my grades are slacking...

the memes are waiting at home

The Techno Union

Back to the future: Slav

This is why you pay your website guys

"So, What are you good at?"

Billboard for local gym just got an update.

In honor of women's day I present the biggest freedom of being a man.

The Ark of the Condiments

>:(

Jamescnj1's cat also has Stalin mustache

PDF is the most popular religion

I should probably check on my bartender

"We don't care... *** you."

Types of people at the beach.

Does he look like the brother you once were, Anakin?

Sharing cookies on the Internet

A small moral dilemma I came across today

I'm not good at titles either

Mom gave me this amazing card for my bday

Oh my god just post the video next time.

Making a difference :)

Железный гигант здесь сучка

No step on snek

My parents are at a casino that has a promotion going on where you win a free pasta dinner if you get a 4 of a Kind. This was their free pasta dinner.

But is his penis feminin?

Freaking Tobias Kills Me Every Time

The many ways Americans use Nutella.

This OkCupid pic is way too real

Imagine studying journalism for 3 years and then writing this article

XBOX is savage

What a time to be alive

10 Minutes later.... HAHAHAHAHAHAH

He's gonna need 20 ccs of thoughts and prayers.

Walk across at your own risk.

even better :^)

Teen logic....

Was skyping with the gf when the Hedgehog saluted me

The 12 year old in me laughs uncontrollably when I read this book to my son

smugpence.jpg

Night out---> Moring after

keep expanding

How drunk girls look at 3 am waiting for their carne asada fries.

papu

Best Job Wanted Ad Ever?

Unlike YALL, I get my news from a reliable source

Roofieyo

New Black Metal Band Name

A new element has been discovered!

Running gag

It's a bit old, but I hope it still checks out

I can't even remember how old I am.

good game