Me after saying to myself "I don't need a shopping cart"

Don't duck with me

Kidnapped boxes in Dallas

This isn't getting old yet...right?

I always have to read this page VERY carefully to my kids, lest they start asking uncomfortable questions

Kitten refuses to be disrespected

Daughter went to the bathroom, I see this right outside the door

Went to the sperm bank today, and they gave me this lollipop

Leaked image from new Crystal Pepsi commercial

I don't think this is what the teacher was going for.

I just feel so empty inside..

When you're on the 538th page of porn hub and still can't find that video from last time

Someone slashed my friends tires at work today...

just got married…

Heavenly cute!

Nahh...

Most men dont wear anime shirts but

Classic Cheers

"When I try to achieve something"/"At least we have memes"/"MFW..." choose any of those

Can anything be that good?

Texas anti-scratch cone

skyrimeme

What an adventure!

My new glasses have a cute little message.

This ***ing house

It's my birthday and I needed feminine hygiene products at work. My boyfriend delivered in the best possible way.

The problem with the new beauty and the beast

Freudian slip.

Holy shit, how fast was this rollercoaster going?

Mor, mon

Got more game than me

With wit this sharp, Tom must be a real cut-up.

Well that escalated quickly

How do they ALWAYS know you're taking them to the vet even if you don't say anything?

First Person Shooter

Reaccomodation in 2001

I should have lived in the dorms.

Thanks for all the fun times but...

Easter Bunny Paints Wrong Egg

Cat Tail Speak

My son showing my step sister how he does "10" on one hand. Couldn't have turned out a better picture.

Anon stays the night

Mi Cabron

Islamic state of Iraq and Syria

The real reason an Aston Martin costs so much

Roses are red, a frog says ribbit

Pretty risky homework assignment for first graders...

UA did nothing wrong

understanding people

Alright, Tina.

Told my 2yo she could have ice cream if she cleared her plate. She got her ice cream before I found this.

parenting is tough

Re-reading the first Harry Potter book, and I just realized Fred and George Weasely were hitting Voldemort in the face with snowballs!

NAPple Store

ol' reliable

When someone spends $50 just to contribute OC to the site

Don't tap glass...

The company I work for wouldn't buy the guy that runs the shop a new rolling chair... so he improvised and rides in style.

The joys of children!

CJ, you were the chosen one.

This sign on a persons driveway in San Francisco

I don't remember that part of the movie...

Its like United!

They said it was custom; they said I would never have a shirt fit like this...

Easter. I just don't get it.

Saw this on the way out to dinner

Amazing New Workout

Great fun for all the family!

Simpsons at it again

*Insert Darth Vader Breathing Noises*

gain o'clock

For all the feminists out there

You'll be shocked!

The beauty of nature...

easy

***ing casuals

No shits to give about elevator pranks

the best way to fly

Hope you don't mind

Mi Cara Cuando

me coming back from the raveyard just in time for Kat's Post (watch whole thing)

Not enough United maymays.

dxx

The misunderstood dialect

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Good Boy

Shekel Shuffle

Funny "prank" left for my sister as a housekeeper.

Social activism at work!

This is the real god !!!

Just got this snap from the mother-in-law

Bepsi = illuminati?!?! D:

When someone orders a pizza and leaves this...you help them out.

Roses are red, violets are cool

Welcome to heaven Charlie Murphy.

A post about planes that's also not about United.

Erection protection from police detection

Hey TSA! You're touching my guy all wrong. It's the wrong tone. Do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.

How u know it was a good nap

i love them more than ever