supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take

Such is the life of a Linux user

=32,850 days

When people tell you to smile more.

The resemblance is incredible

whom

On my co-worker's office door

Crippling dept

Nic Cage suit

Just say no.

Must have been a really good joke

This guy has been checking himself out for 20 minutes while shitting all over my car

Oniii-chann!

smug.anime

RIP sides

GOD, SAVE OUR PRECIOUS QUEEN!

Was making a quiche, turned my back for 30 seconds

"ohh banana" -donkey kong

Name confusion in video games.

Better than working in mcdonalds

When all your friends browse hl

Play of the game

"Hey, was your boat called something else before?" "......nope".

Health Hazard

Oh Lord, I feel old

I think my girlfriend's cactus is going through a rebellious phase

Guess we need to call AAA

Nice

Pokemon Yoga Pants - Well Designed LOL

Not even T H I C C tho

Suitcase

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

sneaky sneaky ( ¬¬)

I never should have let him into the bathroom.

Tropical Thunder

My dog, welcoming me home after work. Haha

toadal pleasure

This is parenthood.

Actually me, all the time.

This celery meme is from the future oh shit waddup

who the fuk is ryan lewis

Kill marry fυck

Science Rules!

onions

Video game libraries over the years

Butt Puckers

Evolution: Cera to Samberg

Looks like a challenge

<burps orgasmically>

Shampoo ad in Malaysia

Kim Kardashian parking only

Mr. Big D

Apparently I'm the only one that didn't get the email.

Yea, the title ain't happening

Instant way to be sure I will never come back.

If only this happened in real life

Three words... Eight letters...

Hello there

No baka fornicate only with trapa

yum

Amy Schumer

Say...

Sometimes people look exactly how you'd expect them to look

there are only sad days

Well played, local BBQ joint.

0_0

135th times a charm

A Local Cox Cable installer contractor ordered some shirts for his employees.. Owners main language is not english..i will laugh when his guys come pick them up tomorrow...

My nose!

So inconsistent

RIP in peace

Found this on Craigslist.

The future looks dreadful

Multi directional views

Real shit

Saw this gem before my final.

When your dad has had enough of your shit.

That wasn't thought out very well...

The meal you discreetly try to throw away without offending anyone

Found this guy outside my apartment.

So sad

C A N A D A

Heaven vs. Hell in Munich

When you have your priorities straight:

***, you better not give my house away for free.

A casual search for an airplane pillow

Relatable.

Why I hate public bathrooms

Warm weather

nature is beautiful

Bend your hips and knees. Lift. Sacrifice child.

fixed it

the world shall soon take on a new shape

This quote somehow made it into our yearbook

Lil Wayne with subtitles on

Mfw jesus

My kids learn fast

Aha...

Sad