shhhh karen
christian necklaces
Helping a brother out
Groundposting
The best decision in my life
How did she get here?
Correction
You underestimate my high ground
Ironic
Letting down
Mohammed has the greatest fidget ألعاب الأطفال
This children's "learn-to-read book" got dark real fast
Look at the difference!
Megan Fox 2.0
SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUN DUNN DUNN ♫
Savage.
Was listening to Melissa Etheridge and looked up lesbian rock and this was the first thing that came up.
Just unwinding from a hard day at the office.
My child's kindergarten teacher and her husband
Me always
You work retail?
Hitch*** on television
Sales is an art.
Never open a naming contest to the public.
Get well soon.
Maurice Sendak, beloved author and illustrator, passed away five years ago today. This is one of my favorite quotes of his.
*Then
"Carol, i just dont don't understand why we hav..." "Shut up and do it Becky!"
Hahahahahahhahahaha
Was making a quick trip to cvs. Wife said , "Can you get me clear nail polish..... Don't worry, you'll see it."
These kept me alive throughout my whole life..
Google will always be there for you when you forget that persons name
My friend, who is a 5th grade teacher, received this Thank You note from student.
Do it.
When your mom makes your Halloween costume.
NAD Lyfe! ✊
DON'T DRINK IT.
The perfect recipe
I'm a Star Wars fan, and my wife a Disney fan. She had an idea to stack our novelty cups.
Which is obviously true
That's really good to know Janet
Autism simulator
Why read the title, when you could read the post
"I checked EVERYWHERE!"
The goddamn disrespect
When you're not paying attention, and the teacher calls on you
Used faceapp on my dog. Im now terrified..
I was trying to figure out what a certain kind of stones were for...
Minecraft is my new bae.
When the housing crisis becomes too real
Wait, did you say 6'4"
Expected
✌
An Emotional Stripper
You done messed up...
baguette
So cancelled a subscription today
Isn't our solar system beautiful?
Amy Schumer Steals Jokes
Library secrets
Sounds like one of us
Wen You Get To Much Sand in Your Shoes
See comments section for the truth.
It said "one size fits all" and I called bullshit... I owe cvs an apology.
First line of defense
Me after visiting 4chan for a minute
Covered
This Guy Can’t Stop Photoshopping Himself Into Kendall Jenner’s Instagram Pics
Every damn time
I hope I get taken out soon
How this design matches up.
Head phones
Monty Python Life Of Brian is still relevant today
13 reasons why I should eat more Chinese food
#mondayfeelings
Segways, crocs with socks, and pumpkin spice latte.
One of the many street easels in Portsmouth, NH
I get knocked down
probably gets mixed up a lot
Señor El Arroyo Sign; right in the feels.
Taking My Job
It only took two weeks
idk
NEVER GONNA LET IT DOWN, WILL ALWAYS RUN AWAY AND DESERT YOU!
The most prized family heirloom
That's what she said.....
Believe In Your Beauty
I feel you, Randy
dog memes that will make your day
The Marriage Question
[Happy tooting]
A normal day in Sweden
Telehubbies. My old colleague was having a BBQ with friends and his wife captured the perfect moment. Sorry Trey :)
Gotta go fast
R.I.P Canadian bathrooms
oh, sorry.
Bangs
Saw this at uni today
Relatable
My girlfriend told me I take to long in the bathroom. So this is what I came back to when I was done