You should probably worry...

Birds be like

This guy stood in front of the stair master for 20 minutes watching the NBA finals

My sister said she got a new cat. I didn't believe her, until...

A N G E R Y

Never finish on Debussy

So, my cousin got a llama

discuss

Total burn.

Bring it like Brownshirts 1934. Curb stomb! Pull out a gun! I may be Hitler, but I'm STILL NOT TRUMP

Missed the naming opportunity for "Schindler's Lift"

Old but true

c'mon we gotta settle this

Slightly used

Too relatable

Star comrades.

Growth.

Tenacious

When you find love, you'll know it

I will be Copyright claimed

Low resolution shitposting

The only logical response.

Well it DOES rhyme

School's out in my neighborhood

The new Black Panther movie poster looks like it should be for an old PS2 game

Meanwhile In my school bathroom stall.....

Ladies, Father's Day is coming up. What will you get your man this year?

Shitposts Daily

Millennials, we've been reading these headlines all wrong. We're actually doing great.

Grade Ninja!

TRY HARDER!!!

Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally as Cher and Sonny Bono

#WaferTheDog

Shitposts Daily

100% Microsoft wheel functionality

Slogan writing today is really a lost art

And then there was one......

This gentleman belongs to a group who promotes a "pure gene pool."

Humming the Jaws theme

this guy is a rebel

Bork? Bark! За родино за Сталино!

Good clean fun

SMASH

Blessed by the doggo

Good 'ol Mark

probable an orange

Cum trails

Parenting summed up in one photo

How To Handle Drug Dealing Neighbors

I love Patrick Stewart on American Dad.

TIL my son has the power to transform into a chubby middle-aged wiseguy

The guy who came up with this deserves a raise

Why You Drink

Just got the best wedding RSVP ever...

Ryan Gosling noticing the paparazzi

You can always count on the kindness of strangers...

Every couple weeks, the water-level decides whether they get the dijon or cheap dog food.

Chicks loving Coffee! cuteness overloaded

Get some perspective

Be respectful to short people

A Practical Solution

Make yourself scarce

Maybe they haven't seen the movie yet..

Yo it's legal in Japan ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Stumbled across a true poet in my hometown the other day.

Adapting.

In Case of Terrorist Attack

There are 3 types of men

When you get drunk enough to finally start believing in yourself

Disney rejected my storyboard...

Low Miles?

I love you daddy <3

understandable

MS Paint Skills

Sirs Patrick McKellan & Ian Stewart

Holding babies

shit

That's kinda understandable I guess.

To Infiniti!

Am I right ladies ?

Time well invested

Quantum Futurama

No hope for England Team

How we heat up burritos for lunch in Arizona

I fall short on this type of humor

dropin that capitalism hard

hope he cheers up soon

Back from a long trip guys, but I'm here to shistpost now!

Relatable

I'm sorry, the what?

Just like the simulations

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

A: Could you give us a demonstration? B: I just did

Can you smell what the Wok is cooking?

Today I'm feeling

I see a guy smoking on his back with a hard on!

"Hey have you seen the cat? I want to play!"

They just signed the lease at the new office and sent around the CAD layout of the build...I did a few upgrades for my desk.

A very regrettable corporate tie-in

Selfie vs. someone taking a pic of you