$0.50 is cheap

In my paper this morning...

When she runs to vader instead of a Disney Princess!

edgy

Acceptable

Equality for all

Best shot

Han Solo from Star Trek

Quit while you're ahead

Carter Smells Feet..

When Einstein gets pulled over

Think about what you're doing when you park like a moron.

True! ✅

Got this from a kickstarter i funded lol

This guy's sign never fails to make me laugh!

How IT people see the rest of the office

saw this recently and made me laugh...

I'm an EMT. After a very wet, very messy birth call, I went home to change clothes. Came back to this on my locker.

lol who did this?

Remember DayZ

Selfie of the year

Checked the game cam with my 4 year old

When you graduate from online school....

Bring the cookies!

Every time I eat out

I sort of thought they just floated.

Just realised the buttons on my train look like Kenny

Expert Beauty Tips From A Pro!

At supercon I was taking a picture with a Jawa.. didn't realize the deadpool till I got home

Have you ever wondered why Mr. Krabs is the only crab in Bikini Bottom?

Fieri 2020

Don't even think about touching grandma's stuff

Yoga in the Park?

Something tells me there's not a spell strong enough to destroy this one...

When you install a new nitrous tank on your pet turtle

Stick it to the Man

When you are coming home late and trying to be quiet

A friend of mine on twitter used to do this thing he called 'bored doodle of the week'... I don't think I ever truly appreciated his sense of humour until I saw this doodle...

Ok which one of you has been posting on *** ?

Skill you have

This is my type of Tour de France

Family! Or, you know, the other thing...

Sent this to a special group in my gym.

I'll take a Cool Lab, please.

Taco's true identity!

My friends dad is a cop and his neighbors asked him to house sit, this is what they came home too.

Termites

When Your "Fun Dip" Gets Serious

This car wash has a water gun to spray on the vehicles as they are getting cleaned.

Always smell nice

I was trying to buy life insurance but pretty sure I got a death threat instead...

Grown in West Philadelphia

Googled "pet pig" wasn't disappointed

...

can you feel it now mr krabs?

Semi-homo

Thank you, Inspirational Parking Meter. But alas, it must still come from within.

This guy has the hidden talent

z ujh7

I became this meme

My son took a nap on his Daddy and woke up a Super Villain.

Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos has changed quite a bit

That's Relaxing.

bread

Ain't nothing gonna smash this mouth

Someone keeps doing this.

Facebook just got real.

Strut

Given out at a wedding I attended

Sleeping co-worker

He perfec

Finally good news for vegetarians

At my house we use snorlax as a baby gate. Let’s just hope the baby never finds the Pokéflute

Oh man, I used to have those as a kid

Toddposting

Say bye to my friends vs say bye to my best friends

Overspending...

Still don't know who did it

That is some tight security.

Literal shitpost

That Ain't A Dab!

Neapolitan.

Anyway here's Keanu Reeves running off with a camera he just stole from the paparazzi.

Baby ships nursing in the wild

Worst. Action figure. Ever.

All spaghetti, no regretti

When you go to your black friend's halloween party

esham

No return from this

This keeps me up at night

My daughter handed this ring to me today and said, "Take this with you to work so you can look at it all day and remember how much I love...flowers."

Only 10% of what we build falls down.

Raaw

Abracadabdra

Felt bad for my dogs after installing a solid fence...

Just shoot him

My teenage brother recently moved into the basement, which is where we do our laundry. i found this by the stairs today

When you break up with Lauren

Younglings can't come with me

Funny Things My Kid With Autism Says