When you are coming home late and trying to be quiet

A friend of mine on twitter used to do this thing he called 'bored doodle of the week'... I don't think I ever truly appreciated his sense of humour until I saw this doodle...

Ok which one of you has been posting on *** ?

Skill you have

This is my type of Tour de France

Family! Or, you know, the other thing...

Sent this to a special group in my gym.

I'll take a Cool Lab, please.

Taco's true identity!

My friends dad is a cop and his neighbors asked him to house sit, this is what they came home too.

Termites

When Your "Fun Dip" Gets Serious

This car wash has a water gun to spray on the vehicles as they are getting cleaned.

Always smell nice

I was trying to buy life insurance but pretty sure I got a death threat instead...

Grown in West Philadelphia

Googled "pet pig" wasn't disappointed

...

can you feel it now mr krabs?

Semi-homo

Thank you, Inspirational Parking Meter. But alas, it must still come from within.

This guy has the hidden talent

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I became this meme

My son took a nap on his Daddy and woke up a Super Villain.

Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos has changed quite a bit

That's Relaxing.

bread

Ain't nothing gonna smash this mouth

Someone keeps doing this.

Facebook just got real.

Strut

Given out at a wedding I attended

Sleeping co-worker

He perfec

Finally good news for vegetarians

At my house we use snorlax as a baby gate. Let’s just hope the baby never finds the Pokéflute

Oh man, I used to have those as a kid

Toddposting

Say bye to my friends vs say bye to my best friends

Overspending...

Still don't know who did it

That is some tight security.

Literal shitpost

That Ain't A Dab!

Neapolitan.

Anyway here's Keanu Reeves running off with a camera he just stole from the paparazzi.

Baby ships nursing in the wild

Worst. Action figure. Ever.

All spaghetti, no regretti

When you go to your black friend's halloween party

esham

No return from this

This keeps me up at night

My daughter handed this ring to me today and said, "Take this with you to work so you can look at it all day and remember how much I love...flowers."

Only 10% of what we build falls down.

Raaw

Abracadabdra

Felt bad for my dogs after installing a solid fence...

Just shoot him

My teenage brother recently moved into the basement, which is where we do our laundry. i found this by the stairs today

When you break up with Lauren

Younglings can't come with me

Funny Things My Kid With Autism Says

Looking good

I still am clueless who it came from

"Please Elaborate"

Bagel Seeds

The difference will shock you!

Puppy was so excited by McDonald's Delivery he couldn't keep his eyes off both bags.

Who

Proud parents

Net neutrality

Party hard, Fred.

My pitbull always thought he was the biggest dog at the dog park.

A good mother.

Is the wasp nest part of the experience?

Megan

What a sad day

History on wheels...indeed!

Instagram witness protection

Went to look up my high school song...

What's windows thinking about?

Start with the fewer species

So nice

Someone took an ad out in my local newspaper to apologize to someone who "beeped" at him

We need more supporters!

Lookth good to me!

This guy keeps ringing my doorbell!

If you can lift an apple, is that really an apple?

Antiquity problems

How the rest of the world sees the USA

I stared at these bathroom doors for 5 min before walking into the wrong one

if someone cries, help them out.

Post

My 10-year-old daughter was drawing a picture of an old lady, and accidentally drew Jeremy Clarkson instead.

he's called professor oak for a reason

The license plate on this tesla.

London Underground. Winning.

Purely coincidental