Waiting for potential Jury duty and spot the girl in front wearing the best t-shirt. Is this a sure fire way to avoid being selected?

Oh crap! It's a Thesaurus.

Thats a sikh burn man!

spooky

And so starts the war

When you need to recreate a masterpiece

The most recent billboard AD from my local donut shop

Brought my dog to the dog wash. She immediately began acting like she owned the place.

When the silence is too suspicious

Playground insults

Kavin Hart

Warning Shot

a man in the streets, an apache helicopter in the sheets

Once you go Furr, you never Returrn

My all time favorite scene in an animated series

When your Bulbasaur is just right

A new bakery called "You know nothing John Dough" has opened up.

First time in Canada, it didn't disappoint.

Kim & Kanye <3

This cow looks like Gene Simmons

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls... dryin' time's here.

If you're into armpits...

Wally World Here I Come

i was waiting for his bones to twist around

Tough Choice

My first trip to Houston! I was very impressed at how quickly the locals performed pit stops. Must be a lot of NASCAR fans.

And they say we are doomed

Audience lady has a crush on Conan

Good meme

The things you see at the bank.

Ah this explained the Prussia posts

yes

He Loved his Birthday Treat

This children's seat looks totally creepy

Shouted Dad to bring my phone charger downstairs.. He told me to "call the dog"

:(.

ANYONE can benefit from a good book.

They already are disabled

Nico Nico Niiii

godamnitbilly

And he will punish us

Feminism & Knuckles

Also music

Beach day

Oh. "Ginger".

Anon gets a cougar

The meme economy grows ever stronger

The miracle of modern science and technology

Wake up

Community, Depression, Relatability, what more could you want in a meme

taking care of all your medical needs

Offensifish

I work in a lab. Whenever my friend process a sample with a name with "***", "dick" or anything slightly dirty he writes it in his "***book".

Totally didn't recognize you....

Somewhere something went wrong.

Traveling never felt so dirty.

Here we go again

Smells fishy.

Who would win, him or a frog ?

Meth Lab

"This is me"

My dogs are way more photogenic than I am

curls

"Can you take a picture of us"

Had my leg amputated and my brother shows up to the hospital dressed as a pirate

Finally, this exists

Got confused, played CoD in a dress

the bottom

4' 11"

My Immediate Response To People I Encounter Daily

Cargo Trailer Robbery in Broad daylight

He is also listening to his least favorite music

A Sigh Of Relief

Ready for today's meeting

Wow. Mind blown.

Building your own powered model aircraft

Tiny door found in a children's hospital.

Had my leg amputated last week. I had to do it

Seems much more accurate

parents dont know shit about the d

My dads first deployment to Iraq we sent him a Shrek themed birthday party. This is what he sent back

>tfw no gf

I searched "Bleached ***" on youtube. This is the first result

Florida, home of the giant rat

The Law Of Cats

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Photos of divers doing flips mid-dive and edited onto a toilet is the best thing I've seen all week

This dog looks like William H. Macy

My three year old saw this and exclaimed "Look! Someone drew green scissors on the road!"

My whole life has been a lie

ah yeeee

Feminist logic

Wife accidentally used my beard-trimmings towel to dry her face

Not telling nefer again

this came into the clinic today. 23lbs.

Rook at me

It's a shit job, but somebody's gotta do it!

Tran ban

Old and stolen: comics edition

Legos are sexist