My son. Before and after homecoming.

Lets go goys!

spooky for her...

SAY CHEESE!!!!!!!!

very

Siri, Reminder

Took my kids rock climbing today...

Many moons ago I watched this show.

Hope you're ok

Last minute panic

From a long-lost Native American tribe, Chief Vitamin Water surveys his domain

Worst album ever

We all enable cookies down here

In this moment I am euphoric

I think we lost her...

You had me at gouged

Something tells me Timmy Turner is near by...

anon receives a sext through farm ville

IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!

Late night macabre

Pez made a dispenser where you had to put the gun in your mouth and pull the trigger.

It all makes sense now, Harry!

I don't know who is who in the photo, sorry

Well it's not so big

Its fall. It's time.

Entertaining myself while working overnight

ayy

Got your back Holmes

High as a kite

When your parents know you're gonna be a SJW

Maybe they heard it in the divination class

Found at local target

Mom teaching you how to do something versus Dad teaching you how to do something

Always have a good backup plan...

Dad knocked over a mannequin

Where you from?

No more awkward eye contact

So that's where pumpkins come from!

If Dinosaurs had a speech impediment

open shop

[B]epsi

These $50 dollar carabiner's have a security lock even though you can just unhook them and take them off

a wanted man

Congrats to them.

Father-Son Time

Been there

Bump into it so hard

Someone just screamed "SINNER!" at me as they drove by.

Blackadder being Blackadder

someone wanted more warframe memes?

Im so fat

new meme format

And he accepted her invitation.

My mom is in Germany on business.... evidently its also Oktoberfest. She sent this to me this morning

Trash talking in the state of Utah

omae wa mou shindeiru

Found this in my four year old daughter's room yesterday. Nailed it!

Second breakfast

Tried to take a selfie at JFK. Caught this gem before I could figure out how to reverse the cam.

We don't choose who we fall in love with...

Found in the streets of Puerto Rico after hurricane Maria

A solid money maker.

This is how you get me to tip. Who am I to stop a cat from living his dream

quick math 2.0

Carred ladde of pornstar

This headline deserves some kind of an award.

There are 2 types of men: The Playboy and The Prayboy

Didn't include eyebrows tho

Saw someone post a vet sign and reminded me of one I saw

I was changing my cat's litter and went back to the container I kept it in

Hue

This boys haircut.

UPS driver has a sense of humor

RIP Hugh Hefner

Pirates of the DeLorean

I think I've finally found my spirit animal

It's the evolution of any freedom really

Don't wanna peel that sticker off

When I've had enough the store is closed...

No wonder men can’t find it: it moves around

Number Twelve Will Amaze You !

U wil hapy

Remember kids,

I think I found myself a job

I tought it was a normal picture at first...

omae wa mou shindeiru

fix the beats

Guns in video games don't make you agressive. This does.

He's not alone

The naked hard truth about social media, in a nutshell

when your date isnt funny but you wanna get laid

1 out of every 3 snakes ...

Early Italian nuclear test

Makes sense

Filling up with confidence

when you get a tattoo at age 11

respect for women

Anon makes me mad

Testing my office's strict dress code. I'll graduate to two feet once I feel I've... slipped under the radar.

Well you aren't wrong