I want YOU to join the doot army

gold fish days like this

Oh! Now I understand the song! Thanks Genius!

Cones.

Grilling a turwhatha***en today!

As I'm waiting for the bus to work...

Pressing the info button while watching Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives.

I heard he's a great guy

STAAAAAHP!!!

If prostitution is the world's oldest profession, cartoonist reposting his Halloween cartoon must be a close second.

Hate that.

Jackie Chan photobombs

FYI(forget your insides)

Nana nana....

Cat nip den in the early 1800s

Of course he did!

I go meme meme meme

Hatred for Barney

spooky GoT reference

People in town are freaking out over this "angel praying" cloud, this is all I see...

If George Orwell could see us now

Those expressions in the last panel

West coast soda fountain

Met this guy at Target today, he is 75.

He is learning

omae wa mou shindeiru

Oops

The New Avengers Movie is Looking Great

Even though my dog's eyesight is gone he still enjoys looking out the window.

Oh boi...

I think something is wrong with Amazon's subtitles

The face you see at the moment of death

Its something

This is why I hate Printers

China_irl

Let us begin.

Do you think god stays in heaven because he lives in fear of what he's created?

Posers

When two gay men have sex.

He thought he had it figured out

Worst pets ever

We are in 2017!

I'll name you gizmo

Wait in line for sunlight.

My son. Before and after homecoming.

Lets go goys!

spooky for her...

SAY CHEESE!!!!!!!!

very

Siri, Reminder

Took my kids rock climbing today...

Many moons ago I watched this show.

Hope you're ok

Last minute panic

From a long-lost Native American tribe, Chief Vitamin Water surveys his domain

Worst album ever

We all enable cookies down here

In this moment I am euphoric

I think we lost her...

You had me at gouged

Something tells me Timmy Turner is near by...

anon receives a sext through farm ville

IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!

Late night macabre

Pez made a dispenser where you had to put the gun in your mouth and pull the trigger.

It all makes sense now, Harry!

I don't know who is who in the photo, sorry

Well it's not so big

Its fall. It's time.

Entertaining myself while working overnight

ayy

Got your back Holmes

High as a kite

When your parents know you're gonna be a SJW

Maybe they heard it in the divination class

Found at local target

Mom teaching you how to do something versus Dad teaching you how to do something

Always have a good backup plan...

Dad knocked over a mannequin

Where you from?

No more awkward eye contact

So that's where pumpkins come from!

If Dinosaurs had a speech impediment

open shop

[B]epsi

These $50 dollar carabiner's have a security lock even though you can just unhook them and take them off

a wanted man

Congrats to them.

Father-Son Time

Been there

Bump into it so hard

Someone just screamed "SINNER!" at me as they drove by.

Blackadder being Blackadder

someone wanted more warframe memes?

Im so fat

new meme format

And he accepted her invitation.

My mom is in Germany on business.... evidently its also Oktoberfest. She sent this to me this morning

Trash talking in the state of Utah

omae wa mou shindeiru