♥ for benny

Solving the issue

The are 2 kinds of dates

Good guy vikings.

The sign at the local hot wing bar.

Daughter asked for "old band" t-shirts for Christmas. She doesn't even know any old bands. This looks perfect

Radcliffe came to aid of muggling victim ......

We need more volume to hear the drums echoing tonight

Windows2001

Not all razors are created equal.

Life of Robert

There's a serial killer on the loose

When your mom doesn't get your choice of music nor your anxiety

I wish I was this smooth with the ladies

Two types of coworkers

...best dog ball ever

The people behind my son just got engaged.

When I ask my husband to cut vents in the turkey pot pie...

Heroes in a Half Shell

Two types of Pie

The nightmare penguin

2017 Time Magazine Person of the Year cover was just released

Famous wrappers

And they hate each other

Should I be excited or worried?

Best Face Swap Ever.

Move along, kid.

Mouse is Below Waist Level

Found my calendar for next year

#JustSaying

When Black Friday shopping and Battlefront II is still on the shelves.

Win or fail

Drunk bought this, drunk posting this

This Dean Martin album cover looks like the distracted boyfriend meme

AROUND THE WORLD!!

Every time in the airport

X tends to 0, but never equals 0

Guess 'twas a lie

Do you ever REALLY know what's going on?

:( :( :(

Bad grammar can get you convicted

My White Goodman cosplay

cosplay - Mr. Burns

A cat gently carrying her young

Does anyone know what kind of dog this is?

Sign in a taxi cab

When mother in law buys the grandkids a book without reading it first..

They have to learn somewhere.

After sixteen years of driving past this sign, it finally happened.

"EA GAMES - charge for everything"

are we still doing ea memes?

enough is enough

Walked into bathroom where my wife was air drying my son's Mickey dolls. I call it Mickey Mouse Slaughter House.

"Carrie Fisher asked about Finn and Poe"

Gonna try these Tom-Tom.

Someone where I work found the dry erase markers. I particularly like the bear trap.

"Trust me I listen to good music"

One will try to kill you, the other will protec - choose your fighter

when you riot and get the banhammer

Black Fry day.

My wife was trying to blow the crumbs off her keyboard with canned air. It was actually WD-40

Ew, I Stepped in Shit

This sub in a nutshell.

I did a thing at the AT&T store

A moment before his death

How Does Sponge Beat Devil???

Tell me these two mother***ers are not the same person

This sign at my local coffee shop.

Caught a sock mid-way into the sock dimension.

Today I found this pic of my grandma. She scratched her waist to look thinner. First photoshop ever made

Parenting sure is difficult...

German Word for Birth Control Pills

What better way to unwind after Black Friday shopping?

When the exam week comes.

Oh. Hell. No.

Should i stay or should i go

Literally the last thing you'd expect

Why Brits don’t celebrate thanksgiving

There are no great wrest-

Make-your-own Insults

Dad Jokes: Tramp Stamp Edition

Kindness

S I C K B O Y E

This sheet music for Star Wars

Someone I know just retired after a long career at Comcast. Here are some of his awards and commendations he received over the years.

Ｎ　Ｕ　Ｔ　Ｅ

When you realise your vape looks like a Canadian from South park...

Lazy Susan

So shook

Post for you to upvote in comments.

Dogs have standards...apparently

Wendys owning McDonald's

My dad’s birthday card to me on my 23rd birthday.

My family’s meal plan for the week

Look at this dads poor face.

Goodbye Harold

Eminem meets Lady Gaga...

“Oil on canvas”

The result of delivering pizza to stoners in Colorado.

Graffiti level:Expert