Took two and a half years, but I finally found the perfect piece for my dining room

women with penises? haha naaaaaah

Wholesome as ***

Christmas tips for parents

Sometimes the caption makes all the difference...

Bullucks

Everything Is a Joke To You ?

Kid VS Legends

Good Job Netflix

Make sure your mirror is adjusted below dick level

When Winter comes early

We're all guilty of plagiarism

Ours May Not Be Super, But We Encourage Them

MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!

In the spirit of broken signs, I've also waited for this moment for years

Meanwhile in midtown Atlanta, on the Crowne plaza hotel, someone has been projecting this on the building. Apparently, the police can't stop it as they are not breaking the law.

His friends call him ‘Ink’

vegemite

Slav mario

That’s no moon

As per Article 1, Subsection 76 of the Bro Code.

That was fire!

This Elmo arrived in the mail like someone in the Sesame Street mafia was trying to send a message...

We don't call 911!

Life hack: if you need a job,just walk into a Target on Black Friday wearing a red sweater

GRTSCOT... don't know if this belongs here but the bf and I had a good giggle from this.

How to use Brazilian Jiu Jitsu AGAINST A BEAR.

*d i b i l u d i b u l u*

♥ for benny

Solving the issue

The are 2 kinds of dates

Good guy vikings.

The sign at the local hot wing bar.

Daughter asked for "old band" t-shirts for Christmas. She doesn't even know any old bands. This looks perfect

Radcliffe came to aid of muggling victim ......

We need more volume to hear the drums echoing tonight

Windows2001

Not all razors are created equal.

Life of Robert

There's a serial killer on the loose

When your mom doesn't get your choice of music nor your anxiety

I wish I was this smooth with the ladies

Two types of coworkers

...best dog ball ever

The people behind my son just got engaged.

When I ask my husband to cut vents in the turkey pot pie...

Heroes in a Half Shell

Two types of Pie

The nightmare penguin

2017 Time Magazine Person of the Year cover was just released

Famous wrappers

And they hate each other

Should I be excited or worried?

Best Face Swap Ever.

Move along, kid.

Mouse is Below Waist Level

Found my calendar for next year

#JustSaying

When Black Friday shopping and Battlefront II is still on the shelves.

Win or fail

Drunk bought this, drunk posting this

This Dean Martin album cover looks like the distracted boyfriend meme

AROUND THE WORLD!!

Every time in the airport

X tends to 0, but never equals 0

Guess 'twas a lie

Do you ever REALLY know what's going on?

:( :( :(

Bad grammar can get you convicted

My White Goodman cosplay

cosplay - Mr. Burns

A cat gently carrying her young

Does anyone know what kind of dog this is?

Sign in a taxi cab

When mother in law buys the grandkids a book without reading it first..

They have to learn somewhere.

After sixteen years of driving past this sign, it finally happened.

"EA GAMES - charge for everything"

are we still doing ea memes?

enough is enough

Walked into bathroom where my wife was air drying my son's Mickey dolls. I call it Mickey Mouse Slaughter House.

"Carrie Fisher asked about Finn and Poe"

Gonna try these Tom-Tom.

Someone where I work found the dry erase markers. I particularly like the bear trap.

"Trust me I listen to good music"

One will try to kill you, the other will protec - choose your fighter

when you riot and get the banhammer

Black Fry day.

My wife was trying to blow the crumbs off her keyboard with canned air. It was actually WD-40

Ew, I Stepped in Shit

This sub in a nutshell.

I did a thing at the AT&T store

A moment before his death

How Does Sponge Beat Devil???

Tell me these two mother***ers are not the same person

This sign at my local coffee shop.

Caught a sock mid-way into the sock dimension.

Today I found this pic of my grandma. She scratched her waist to look thinner. First photoshop ever made

Parenting sure is difficult...

German Word for Birth Control Pills