The worlds most useless job, A lifeguard at the Olympics
What do people do in the shower for 45 minutes + ?????
When I go to a Polish person's house
Dear Parents And Prudes
My battalion was sent this thank you letter. Our CO framed it.
Nicely said
Melk
damn
A local diner posted some fan photography but all I see is Justin Bieber in a wig...
Not my milk!
Mr. Phones
But I only ordered a six piece....
I think she gives a pretty clear answer
use
yum
My dads fortune cookie paper has misaligned print
The Babes Of Star Wars
My more realistic laundry load size choices...
Parents asked me to house sit for them while they're out of town, I sent them this today.
Library help desk
...I think I'm gonna use the stall
He is not impressed
Art for winter
Maynard J. Keenan from Tool was asked if the wine he sold was vegan. He replied with this picture...
yes
don't mind me just chilling
Fav ASMR :)
Rush B, cyka
yes
an ad you can trust
You could say my dog misses the snow
Y'all gonna make me post a graph
Was walking my dog down this road. The house creeped me out, but the posibility of a peace treaty via drinking beer together intrigues me...
Isn’t history fascinating!
Playboy is for everyone
What a selfless guy
Questionnaire
Save the turtles
She fell asleep during Jumanji. No one woke her up.
Pie-ramid chart
haha nice meme
gotta take every chance to show your wideness
What happens when you have free time as a 3D artist
KITTIES
HOME RUN!
One Sentence, 2 movies.
the earth is not flat
Real world applicable skills
Guess I won’t be able to use it
It’s already too late
So meta.
It's possible to feel lonely in a crowd
Mosquito, meet your doom
When reality kicks in
Sounds like a fun place to work
Dad knows best
My friend was interviewed on local news today resulting in the station tweeting my all time favorite typo.
Bag of Flour
Well it is too cold to play basketball...
Beautiful Radio
Modern day Woodchuck rhyme
Join the Prussian raid now!
This has been a good start of the year, Gott mit uns!
Sounds like Australia to me
Are you there Margaret? It's me, God
Production level 1000000
The most unexpected way of dying.
I know when I’m not welcome.
2 spaget
The worst place to put an advertisement in a newspaper?
yes
Don’t be too excited
Vibrate: On
I call it Hahn Solo
I guess I will have to add “cactus” to the list of things I don’t want flying at my face during a car crash.
I’ve had this on my phone for at least 2 years...
Not the hero we deserved nor the hero we needed. Yet here he is.
Die Antwoord looking normal as hell
first meme
The most diverse actor in the world!
Me as a father.
These women are national treasures
I don’t think I want to see this demo
I’m Going To Leave This Rrriiiggghhhttt Here.....
Are we gonna put Otto into every meme format like we did with Ugandan Knuckles?
Ｂ Ｅ Ｇ Ｏ Ｎ Ｅ Ｔ Ｈ Ｏ Ｔ
Me when I can't hear someone
Anyone else sit in a 2 hour meeting about nothing today?
Drunk AF
Who needs protein shakes when you have this sweet nectar?
“Oil on Canvas.”—Anonymous artist, circa 2017
Tea bagged by a bull
Buying a house in Canada
Karen choir
Trendy
AAA Locked Out
When you order chinese and they slip an egg roll in there for free
Pretty sure my 6-year-old’s final end goal this year is to kill me
facts
Updated Four Horsemen of Apocalypse