Problem? No problem

My neighbor peels out daily, so I wrote him a nice poem!

The chosen one

Da wae of da Jedda....

Talking with Alexa

Tell Schrödinger I Survived

It’s possible.

...good times

Movie Theater

Tobleronistan Express

One final message from the Hawaii Emergency Management Agency

Kids are our future

As you can see he planned the highgroound from before.

I was in a local DnD store and this dude was chillin there.

It is good to bee aware of the difference.

Hawaii EMA worker this morning

I think men’s fashion is finally on the right track

Not even Flextape can fix this

‘We will all suffer’

Motivational

Checkmate?

The reason why a false missile alert came out from Hawaii

We have a 6 week old baby, our neighbours knew we were having a little trouble getting her to sleep!! They made us this great little cross stitch

Advice from 2 Chainz

Hell yeah!

the grass is always greener...

Hawaii Missile Command Chief

Skidaddle

blade runner 3 is looking good

This why I always go mini golfing for 1st dates..

I think I just found a horcrux in my local theater...

s u c c

About 5 years ago, I put googly eyes on a picture of my brother as a baby. They're still there to this day.

Staying positive in Hawaii

Pikachu charger

Relatable

And I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more to be that man who walked a thousand miles to punch the bi*ch who said my air bnb was sub standard.

Just imagine it

Beautiful art

What are those holes for?

Untitled

You need to calm down!

I was at the right place at the right time...

The Lord's Plan

The picture NASA didn't want you to see

My brother found this today... wish I wasn’t already divorced so I could use these guys.

Best way to announce a pregnancy

'Nobody Will Play Catch With Me' by Brett McDanel

How to seriously *** with people

It's a hard life.

My parents sent me this after breaking up with my gf.

Appreciate it.

Old woman’s picture comically places next to this

a discovery

valid url ftw

They are

I wish more people did this

Spider plant are hallucinogenic to cats, so we moved ours. Think the habit is already formed.

Cousin Swol

Kinda ironic

This shit is too good not to post (OC)

When the going gets tough

I would do that with hentai

When you finally meet a great guy who's trustworthy, but a little socially awkward.

This man dressed up as EA for Pax south. Was kicked out 5 minutes later.

The worlds most useless job, A lifeguard at the Olympics

What do people do in the shower for 45 minutes + ?????

When I go to a Polish person's house

Dear Parents And Prudes

My battalion was sent this thank you letter. Our CO framed it.

Nicely said

Melk

damn

A local diner posted some fan photography but all I see is Justin Bieber in a wig...

Not my milk!

Mr. Phones

But I only ordered a six piece....

I think she gives a pretty clear answer

use

yum

My dads fortune cookie paper has misaligned print

The Babes Of Star Wars

My more realistic laundry load size choices...

Parents asked me to house sit for them while they're out of town, I sent them this today.

Library help desk

...I think I'm gonna use the stall

He is not impressed

Art for winter

Maynard J. Keenan from Tool was asked if the wine he sold was vegan. He replied with this picture...

yes

don't mind me just chilling

Fav ASMR :)

Rush B, cyka

yes

an ad you can trust

You could say my dog misses the snow

Y'all gonna make me post a graph

Was walking my dog down this road. The house creeped me out, but the posibility of a peace treaty via drinking beer together intrigues me...

Isn’t history fascinating!

Playboy is for everyone