Gotta go fast

*pumped up kicks starts playing in the background*

"It's not water"

Ave

What happens when you go for the rear defrost but hit the sunroof. Alaska style.

I got my friend an authentic newspaper from her actual date of birth as a gift. You don't get a chance to see it before it comes...

My Valentines Day reservation is done.

Help they're kidnapping me

Just like me!

In case you were wondering, this is how you put "stripper" on a resume.

Hey Sis, come help me with this Selfie

What color is it?

Anon wants to make friends

when fresh is flooded by Bapsi ifunny reposts

>tall black guys that come and steal your stuff, and get aggressive if you look at them

yes im adicted to this meme

Heat Rises in Hell

Mine agrees...

Only Food Service and Retail workers understand.

My daughters birthday was yesterday . She didnt want to be a princess or a fairy . She wanted to be a pennywise . I hope she always stays weird

I know you!

Quiet! The dog is listening...

2 sausages for free...hmm... shut up and take my money!

Why Dave Chappelle Would Take Another Break From Comedy

A friend just sent me this

Probably not.

It’ll look elegant at least.

Happy Australia Day

Safety always first.

Got a point...

Pen Is Stuck

Spidey senses tingling

Not sure what store this but my friend sent a picture.

Ummm...??..

:'(

Hank gets us

At the local drinkatorium.

I bought these sweatpants immediately after reading this review

The reunion I’m hoping for at the Super Bowl halftime show

Pew pew. Now you know.

My new puppy!

My sister brought this mini hammock home from Nicaragua. We put it to good use.

Coffee doesn’t do this......

colection

Like hot apple pie

Thanks, Jacob Ernup...

Here in Idaho, we grow the BEST potatoes.

Holy Minecraft, Batman!

The World is my Rooster

wii

D) All of the above

Touché Old Spice, touché

You really can get anything at Target

Mining the new currency before it becomes the new currency.

This charity might want to take a long, hard look at itself

I've been laughing for 10 minutes

Smokey says...

Step one: acquire an airplane.

Transferring from an engineering school, this mural on campus just gave me a brain aneurysm

@Katman360

Tom and Jerry and Kush

I work on a commercial ship. This happens every time we head to the Middle East.

yes

Nice!

Italian Bell Pepper

Business Hours: honest version

Career ladder of pornstar

Be careful out there

How to be petty after a fight

Dammit Superman!

Realfield

Fair enough!

When you show up for a job interview that you aren’t remotely qualified for.

It's so sad that most are kept in captivity.

These big birb babies enjoy a bit of a shower on a 40+ Celsius day, and I enjoy showering them

Pencils given out to schoolchildren in the nineties:

Metallica 2020?

Helping your parents with a tech problem

The new desks at our university library fit Reich in

BC?

Whoa... what is this award for???

Seth Rogen roasting James Franco

water mark

succesfull post

We must protect our children.

yes

bada bing,bada boom: seconda parte

He wants to play catdog

*** you Karen

BitcoinDaddy

Anon has some money

I told the guy who wrote the pizza joke in my last post that he got me a ton of Internet points, he sent this back

Speechless

Netflix knows TV.

When you take gender-studies.

Mixed message

This shot of David Schwimmer in the new Skittles Super Bowl commercial is nightmare fuel

My sister caught her husband sleeping on the job.

Saves you money

Kill urself