Roses are scary, I can hear voices
I wonder how he can stand all this blame
Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom
Also, blue blood has healing properties
me too
When your dishwasher is mad at you
Why I went to Florida
So my kid has now realized the full potential of the little recliner we got him.
knowhow
Mrs. Frizzle took the kids to Chicago...
The oldest grudge
The Greatest. Believe me.
Are they his gang then?
Copper > Air
big nibba runs
Got some new faces here.
Goo Goo Dolls - Iris.mp3
God #blessed
Now that is a good connect game
me flirting
what else do we put in a sock?
Wife sent me to get milk...
: )
Everything's starting to add up...
Gott ist mit uns
Exit 329 Closed.
Also comes in a asbestos flavor.
BReaking By Anus
Support Time Travel
Barista review proudly on display at Starbucks
Cool guy
BrUTaLLY DoCTorEd
This has to be true.
Such a dissapointment
That's one way to break it to the kid.
Two 50p coins.
magic
Premeditated...
Fighting Bears
What's a Superbowl
Schoolkid drops a firecracker in a sewer.
No judging, Arkansas
Muggy
Just because it's technology doesnt mean it's intelligent.
Super Bowl guide
"Karen...you understand I must end you"
Maybe Dora should stop exploring the kitchen.
But you have heard of me
BEFORE THE DEMONS CATCH US
TV comrade is watching you
Doing 10k tomorrow super bowl run as Alan from hangover. Think I nailed it?
YoUR’e KiLLiNg aNiMaLs
Me as a husband and dad
what a wonderful sound to hear
The face of a dog who lives with 4 kids under the age of 10.
Lost my kid in Target... found him here.
Imgur
Cats got some balls
Simultaneously amazing and terrifying
Quantum Superposition in the macroscopic scale
Damn thats strong
The Room: Asgard Edition
smonke apparatus
ow well
Friend had to get all of her toes removed. She commemorated the surgery with this tattoo.
Sponger
Good look for shoping
What!
Shouldn't have tried to keep him away
That one teacher...
Appropriate tweeting
Our local Chick-fil-A and Moe’s BBQ had a little argument through their signs
Why isn’t Google working?
Technically not true, but still funny.
I think it's better now
Hate when It happens
A wild teenager appears
Lies! All lies!!!
I'm somewhat of a big deal
A ‘loyal’ wife
Calculus level 272037
OSHA will like to have a talk with you.
Ha! I Sure Fooled Him.
First selfie in a wheelchair!
Dietary choices
Member of staff gets stuck upstairs with only an iServe to hand...
How to handle the silent treatment
One legged costumes.
I bought my hamster a bed
What a strange abs.
How to get a 100 on your book report
Best. Poster. Ever.
I believe
One unique carrot
Nudes or nukes
Savage Mom
When you're trying to stay healthy but your demons still haunt you
How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!
Dan doesn't know how to drink like a russian.
Watering can was acting a bit funny today. Here’s the reason