Friend had to get all of her toes removed. She commemorated the surgery with this tattoo.

Sponger

Good look for shoping

What!

Shouldn't have tried to keep him away

That one teacher...

Appropriate tweeting

Our local Chick-fil-A and Moe’s BBQ had a little argument through their signs

Why isn’t Google working?

Technically not true, but still funny.

I think it's better now

Hate when It happens

A wild teenager appears

Lies! All lies!!!

I'm somewhat of a big deal

A ‘loyal’ wife

Calculus level 272037

OSHA will like to have a talk with you.

Ha! I Sure Fooled Him.

First selfie in a wheelchair!

Dietary choices

Member of staff gets stuck upstairs with only an iServe to hand...

How to handle the silent treatment

One legged costumes.

I bought my hamster a bed

What a strange abs.

How to get a 100 on your book report

Best. Poster. Ever.

I believe

One unique carrot

Nudes or nukes

Savage Mom

When you're trying to stay healthy but your demons still haunt you

How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!

Dan doesn't know how to drink like a russian.

Watering can was acting a bit funny today. Here’s the reason

Faster, Papa!

Slippin into darkness

:°(

Ain't that nice!

"Not both though"

LEARNING GEOMETRY

This suddenly makes sense

The solution

No thanks, I don't think I'm in the mood for that right now..

I did nazi this coming

See you later you peasants.

Advertising in a nutshell...

nice catch

I sure love time travel

Still doing this as a 32 year old

Just a cat with beard.

Meanwhile, at Buzzfeed HQ...

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, Elon Musk! One of the smartest men alive!

It’s that time of the week again.

Darwinism refuted

can you see them?

I'm certain this bin is drunk.

TIL Patrick Stewart tested a wig for Captain Picard. It is beautiful.

Stop screaming

See me after class

how to behave in public 101

Green Goblin posting

Just tell me how many paper towels I’m getting, Bounty.

left or right?

Look what I got in cards against humanity today

When They Say : You're Too Young To Be Tired!

For Phil. Send that guy some love.

H E H

I told Jen it would one day come in handy.

Whose line was the best!

Don't even have to buy the game book.

That's a very good point, local Mexican restaurant

Girlfriend's eye doctor hit her with a good ol' dad joke today.

Groundhog Day. Such proud.

Pen cap charicatures

Musk can‘t ship “Flamethrower“

“Was that you?”

Basketballs are also flat

That’s why I don’t eat lobster as well

Don't give up, there's always another way!

Successful summoning

How to spot a dragon using an illusion spell.

Just doing the job right

Dear Animal Crackers, my 1 y/o isn’t ready for this:

Thanks Google? I guess you're not wrong...

The existence of this Pepe g has been FOREtold eons ago

This truck I passed in Idaho.

Ha! I’m a genius

....and other excuses

Catlipse

Bless her bobs and vegene

floyd...Floyd...FLOYD!!

Be mein valentine.

Kiss of Poseidon

When you finally have something to talk about

Groundhog Day flowers for my wife

In honor of Black History Month.

it happens

Baiting deer is illegal!