everytime

Where are the legos?

that's why I don't play multiplayer games anymore

My brother's bird died this morning. I saw his google history. So sad...

Too latte

When grammar is everything

Once you go black, you now have a redneck

A classic

We heard there was a superb owl party?

her face just says "buzzfeed"

Looks like Alan beat the hangover and made it to the 10k! Nailed it.

Roses are scary, I can hear voices

I wonder how he can stand all this blame

Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom

Also, blue blood has healing properties

me too

When your dishwasher is mad at you

Why I went to Florida

So my kid has now realized the full potential of the little recliner we got him.

knowhow

Mrs. Frizzle took the kids to Chicago...

The oldest grudge

The Greatest. Believe me.

Are they his gang then?

Copper > Air

big nibba runs

Got some new faces here.

Goo Goo Dolls - Iris.mp3

God #blessed

Now that is a good connect game

me flirting

what else do we put in a sock?

Wife sent me to get milk...

: )

Everything's starting to add up...

Gott ist mit uns

Exit 329 Closed.

Also comes in a asbestos flavor.

BReaking By Anus

Support Time Travel

Barista review proudly on display at Starbucks

Cool guy

BrUTaLLY DoCTorEd

This has to be true.

Such a dissapointment

That's one way to break it to the kid.

Two 50p coins.

magic

Premeditated...

Fighting Bears

What's a Superbowl

Schoolkid drops a firecracker in a sewer.

No judging, Arkansas

Muggy

Just because it's technology doesnt mean it's intelligent.

Super Bowl guide

"Karen...you understand I must end you"

Maybe Dora should stop exploring the kitchen.

But you have heard of me

BEFORE THE DEMONS CATCH US

TV comrade is watching you

Doing 10k tomorrow super bowl run as Alan from hangover. Think I nailed it?

YoUR’e KiLLiNg aNiMaLs

Me as a husband and dad

what a wonderful sound to hear

The face of a dog who lives with 4 kids under the age of 10.

Lost my kid in Target... found him here.

Imgur

Cats got some balls

Simultaneously amazing and terrifying

Quantum Superposition in the macroscopic scale

Damn thats strong

The Room: Asgard Edition

smonke apparatus

ow well

Friend had to get all of her toes removed. She commemorated the surgery with this tattoo.

Sponger

Good look for shoping

What!

Shouldn't have tried to keep him away

That one teacher...

Appropriate tweeting

Our local Chick-fil-A and Moe’s BBQ had a little argument through their signs

Why isn’t Google working?

Technically not true, but still funny.

I think it's better now

Hate when It happens

A wild teenager appears

Lies! All lies!!!

I'm somewhat of a big deal

A ‘loyal’ wife

Calculus level 272037

OSHA will like to have a talk with you.

Ha! I Sure Fooled Him.

First selfie in a wheelchair!

Dietary choices

Member of staff gets stuck upstairs with only an iServe to hand...

How to handle the silent treatment

One legged costumes.

I bought my hamster a bed