Today is my birthday. My girlfriend made a card depicting our excitement levels

The key card they give you at the Watergate Hotel

Was looking up reviews for bluetooth headphones. Didn’t realize they charged extra for this...

Kenobi didnt sense he was a sith to begin with.

Magnum Dong

It's got another year in it

Planning to put this magnet on the CEO’s car on 4/1

What a traffic JAM!

For a moment, I thought I was seeing Easter dildos

New upcoming rap artist at my school.

Because there’s no oil either

I’m a lawyer and I can confirm this

My wife just slid this under the bathroom door. Apparently I’m taking too long.

The ultimate crossover.

Damn it George

Gotta build!

Heh

When your boss needs proof that you’re sick.

There is no worse feeling.

A New Game from Fisher-Price

Hey Mark!

Damn squirrel.

Bathroom Mirror

I thought I’d listen to some saved music on my phone because my Spotify wasn’t working. This is all I had...

New favorite thing I've seen at a customer's house

When you walk into a test you didn't study for

Bitcoin Investors then and now

Thanks durex

After naked statue was concerned "too sexy"

STRIKE!!!

It's all about communication

Sniffing Glue Won't Keep Families Together

Spiderman's most awesome and terrifying power!

Reaching life goals be like

Windows 10 or no Windows 10.

I want to see her reaction

edge

Was mad that I got cut off. Read the license plate and chuckled

WoW

When you browse Fresh instead of Front

I want poster of the day

Photoshop Fun

The fierce unleashed

And after all...

Not my meme just wanted to share

its force

100% NOT Fake News

First time seeing a kangaroo.

Cap'n

Princess

heya cutie

"Behind you!"

"They trust me. Dumb ***s"

Was browsing Mouse Mats on Amazon when suddenly..

Not messing with the odds.

Grace the future

Number's on the back

how the *** did you miss him!?

My feelings on religion

Ironic how he likes to keep his privacy...

I think I captured the exact moment this turtle lost his virginity.

This Irish zoo sign.

Some good 'ol zucc

Anon comes up with a convincing argument

K bye

roast

gottem

hmmm

heh

Confuse Facebook

What would other things be called?

no homo

Sacrilege!

My 7 year old son's brilliant way to never lose the only key he has for this lock

Billing Facebook

Easiest way to learn Japanese

Scrolling into the abyss

FAST

oh my god

ｍｅｍｅｌｏｒｄ

Actually one of my favourite images

Yep I pulled out

Facebook Is Hiring !

Always anticipate

I read this as “man-killing spider burns down home” which would make for a much better story

Hmmm interesting

Join the Army

Marvel: Avengers Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover of all time. Me:

Rare picture of a zebra taking off

The mystery uncovered..

Buddy sent me this pic saying he finally figured out what was destroying his patio furniture

And the Lord said: Let there be eggs.

If you showed me this headline 20 years ago and told me it was from the future I would have had a much different image in my mind

c o r r e c t

Always happening

Some friends were making fun of my buddy for buying an Infinity Gauntlet at Comicon. He responded with this.

A man dresses his dog up in a suit and puts his cat in the dog's lap for a picture

You need to drink less

Psalms 4:20

Polk high alumni