A hero lives in my home town

So sadd

Live in Austin, confuse people

Watch where you're going!

"There was a FIREFIGHT!!!!!!"

Just a lil tip for ya

Nice shot

the dad knows he is ***ed up

Homer was always the brightest Simpson

Makes sense.

Cinderella

Like an R rated "Feeding Frenzy"

The long awaited sequel!

Can't argue with that Mathh...

Wait..

you fossil

4 horses of apocalypse.

I heard you guys liked meta.

Apple Car, three weeks after it gets unveiled.

Snow White 2018

She has a point of view

Dolla dolla bills

I wonder what violent video games they played

Rape

Youtube likes those

Because he is a good boy.

Snapchot

Every naked person i see, turns me on.

Yup, pretty much sums it up

This man has seen some shit.

Truth from Bob's Burgers

Baby woes

The original design

Jdodala

heh

Nut

Any baby recipe?

PogChamp

Toys”R”Us is closing and the employees put a tear on the giraffe...it really sets the mood for the whole store

That's one way to announce you're pro-choice.

Home cookin’

Crash

That's a weird way to spell "Brandon"

Danny McBride caught me trying to low key take a pic of him and didn’t look too pleased.

In Soviet Russia Pole runs into You!

Stronk

Welcome to Kentucky.

Good friend frog

Sign in my sister's laundry room

Everyone's favorite station! Actually means last stop in Swedish :)

Welcome to earth Mr. Alien.

My shaved cat is not impressed!

Every year my flaccid cactus erects itself.

Will - championed !

My fiancé has a rivalry with the cat...

When she asks if you wanna see the kitty ;)

Hairswap!

Tech support life

One of my friends went to PAX East dressed as Guy Fieri

They should make underwear that says this, right ladies?

When you’re a nice guy, but your shadow is a chad.

I agree Bubbles

"I need your clothes, your boots, and your popemobile.”

Wanna start a fight?

Someone get schwifty with me

That good good

Scale of things up close

Best senior yearbook ad. Ever.

Thanks, Jim.

When you sneaking around at 2 am and stub your toe

Get in loser we’re going crying

I think I broke the internet...

When I see a post that made it to the top

The Evolution of Thanos

Being neighbors doesn’t make you friends

The Newton Dilemma

According to the instructions, I have everything necessary to build this cheap furniture

Bork souls

got me there

The Face Of A Killer

Danny

Best voice acting performance, ever. part 1

Girlfriend brought home this strange looking bra today. Apparently it’s for T-cups

Post

Celebrities and their baby pictures

Not Haunted

Well, Summer?

:joy:

Post

You're not the boss of me now

A menu that doesn't sugar coat.

Imperial Measurement

Just got a new shower curtian. I hope my kids like it

When your jedi training finally pays off

So like, how do I apply?

When two friends you introduced to one another start hanging out without you

Sometimes life doesn't find a way

At least they're not Giant Enemy Crabs, I guess

Sorry Pikachu, guess we have to go somewhere else

Me too