My netflix reminder lined up perfect with the office

Branch manager and assistant branch manager.

My mom always finds a way to surprise me on my birthday.

“It’s a pet.. with a purpose!”

This is Glen. Glen acts like his OS constantly has to reboot.

Every midwest state

I'm not a big chinese guy

I just laughed so hard, I pissed

New tub faucet; Afraid to drop the soap now!

Parking at a liquor store

You think face swaps are funny?

That texture

One of the best lines by Ron Swanson

Sensible Chuckle

My dog OD’d on stuffed animals and passed out.

I thought someone had gotten a clearance tombstone for a second.

The Zodiac Killer Lives Amung Us

A girl got her phone taken away, then her dad slid this under the door

Cool

I choose dynamite

"50 Shades of Spongebob"

Found in a local library break room.

This coffee shop has a novel idea for a toilet brush holder

My online art classes are finally paying off!

One very lucky woman

I feel like this could have been worded differently

Dawn of the planet of the cats

How to kidnap Californians!

Never trust croudsourced transportation

hey can i have your numb--

I don't like vandalism but this made me laugh

Don't forget to have a doctor put a finger up your ass once in a while if you're a dude

They really raised the bar with this help wanted sign

Kids Food Menu

How I feel about yodeling kid meme

Perfectionists tower of Pisa

Does anyone do this?

Adults deserve stickers too!

2real4me

A hero lives in my home town

So sadd

Live in Austin, confuse people

Watch where you're going!

"There was a FIREFIGHT!!!!!!"

Just a lil tip for ya

Nice shot

the dad knows he is ***ed up

Homer was always the brightest Simpson

Makes sense.

Cinderella

Like an R rated "Feeding Frenzy"

The long awaited sequel!

Can't argue with that Mathh...

Wait..

you fossil

4 horses of apocalypse.

I heard you guys liked meta.

Apple Car, three weeks after it gets unveiled.

Snow White 2018

She has a point of view

Dolla dolla bills

I wonder what violent video games they played

Rape

Youtube likes those

Because he is a good boy.

Snapchot

Every naked person i see, turns me on.

Yup, pretty much sums it up

This man has seen some shit.

Truth from Bob's Burgers

Baby woes

The original design

Jdodala

heh

Nut

Any baby recipe?

PogChamp

Toys”R”Us is closing and the employees put a tear on the giraffe...it really sets the mood for the whole store

That's one way to announce you're pro-choice.

Home cookin’

Crash

That's a weird way to spell "Brandon"

Danny McBride caught me trying to low key take a pic of him and didn’t look too pleased.

In Soviet Russia Pole runs into You!

Stronk

Welcome to Kentucky.

Good friend frog

Sign in my sister's laundry room

Everyone's favorite station! Actually means last stop in Swedish :)

Welcome to earth Mr. Alien.

My shaved cat is not impressed!

Every year my flaccid cactus erects itself.

Will - championed !

My fiancé has a rivalry with the cat...

When she asks if you wanna see the kitty ;)

Hairswap!

Tech support life

One of my friends went to PAX East dressed as Guy Fieri

They should make underwear that says this, right ladies?

When you’re a nice guy, but your shadow is a chad.