Every time at work.

That smile.....

Salad, nature's comedian

My dad just sent me this...

Hey, it's the female version of James Franco

Don’t listen to the cat

And they say wind turbines are bad for local wildlife

Gottem

Motivational Memo

Killer Whales

Moon eclipse reveals the truth

Clippy! Is that you, old friend?

Pure wisdom

Oh my sweet summer child

edgy

Religion the right way

*shoots arrow*

My dad just sent me this image he took while in China

Please don't try it

Summer life.

Damn commies are everywhere

I'm helping

Bullshit!

Psychopath

Jimmy need's a McSpanky for endangering the restaurant.

Anyone else do this

The real reason dinosaurs are extinct

Those tricky sly ***s

Took a fantastic photo of the blood moon tonight.

Old skool

Now that i think About it yes, i might be a racoon.....

Just letting y’all know

Will do sir. Will do

Take me already!

*Looking around for employees*

Burning calories

My life will never be as interesting as this guy thinks his is

Find a cure!

True! My Rosie is my best friend!

I bought a roll of these. Day 1 of 500.

Take me home

Ask your dad

Party crasher

Savage mode activated.

I’m sorry Jim...

Thare you go

Job is vacation

My husband bought me a mannequin to sell clothes on Poshmark and our kids are terrified of it and insist we cover it with a blanket because its less scarier....i have to disagree

I don't know who to trust anymore.

Who said I want to live?

Barbara you suck at your job

Quality of chocolate

I remember when I was your age

When you're walking in the park and an animal has a side quest for you

I wear this when I'm feeling cheeky

People: What's it like working as a mechanic? Me:

the man in red is using 'The Force' to stop the bat.

Busy cat..

Never forget

This kids menu at the hotel I’m staying at

I threw a tennis ball, he brought back a crab apple. Close enough, I guess.

I’m tyred

Respek

cursed

"What Day Is It?" Asked Pooh

Nice Dong

Aww...

Hey guys, we know.

Relatable

I was in a public restroom when I discovered this sacred rune...

My best mate’s wedding pictures came back and I don’t come off well here

I said I tried

Stranger things kids seem to handle the hosts well..

It's a f*ckin crowbar

Top Gear was Great!

I miss his smile

Probably more true now than it even was two years ago when it was drawn...

When pub staff T-shirts go wrong.

My four year old son brought his new Leatherface mask on the hike yesterday. Looks like he’s ready to wreak some havoc on the valley below.

Need to get fit?

Oh... thanks U-Haul

*Cries in japanese*

Why not both?

My chilli came with a handy clip so that it can be worn with elegance.

Straight

don't let dreams be dreams !

At least I'm wearing socks

Entry level

Close the gate!!!

FREEEEZE! IM A COP!

This place has everything

Commas matter, people

Why I am still a virgin....

Capitalism meets sarcasm

Thought of this after seeing the news

easily avoidable enemies

Please tell me I wasn't the only one

Flat-earthers, that’s what you’ll see tonight

Beware of me

I'm mind blown