Bogeyman?! NO... he's the guy you send to KILL the ***ing bogeyman...

Yeah the floor looks shiny

"You're fired"

The four horsemen of salvation

Self roast

I’m that one person.

It's fall, it's time. Again.

Thr stats dont lie.

When your flash goes off in public

hue

So wrong, yet so right

The Strong Independent Woman Aisle

October Approaches...

Time Traveling Florida Man

Give me some lög bröther

F for respect

So wrong, yet so right.

That’s show biz baby

Know your bees people!

This is what I have been warning you all about but you haven’t been listening

Must adapt

hmmm, fortnite

We just had a baby. This is my wife’s grandma. I had to do it.

Saw this guy carrying his cat on his back at Pike Place Market

Jesus be scared of da Un-Holy water

OOOHHHHH YEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!

I hope I get that for my birthday..

If I fits I sits. End of story

How? Demons. Why? Demon Portal. when? 5pm Demon Time.

And thanks for coming

Catman

My husband and I are trying to get healthier, so he put up motivational signs around the house. This is now what I see before I open the fridge.

My parents were driving home and spotted this masterpiece on the highway

this movie is a gem

Lowe’s. Taking the guess work out of which freezer to buy when you need to store bodies.

Where’s the lie?

BE KIND TO ANIMALS

haha yes

Stay away!

Intriguing.

I caught her at just the right moment.

That's when you know she's the one

Ladies, this is a good advice.

Well that sucks.

The Sony Pictures China team marketing the film Venom have gone for the unusual move of advertising how great a boyfriend Venom would make

Worst customer service ever...

Silence of the Hills

Speed bumps

A true classic returns

I never knew how empty my life was up until this point.

None have bested him yet

Dammit, foiled again

It’s spooky season

Asked my boyfriend to 3D print me a cookie cutter, and I think he messed up a decimal place in his dimensions...

Rather be safe than sorry

Gonna catch'em all

Halloween Cat Army

Donde esta la karma?

PS4 for granny

Have children they said...

Ha Ha Very Punny

I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly

Every old couple on Skype for the first time

Modern medicine is wonderful

Whole heartedly

Pted

*snaps phone in half*

The longer you ignore Discover, the more desperate their envelopes become.

I am confusion.

Cease your peasantry!

Also known as E teir

Such a pompus knave

*Tucks johnson behind waistband

Saudi news channel censored the uncovered hair of Angela Merkel

I feel personally attacked

Power move

Who’s ready for Spooktober?

Love my neighborhood's commitment to a healthy lifestyle

Just like nesting dolls

Head & Shoulders hair care brand really missing a trick!

Good news?

John Wick Motivation

Galileo just couldn’t keep his mouth shut

‘‘Tis the season

Don't even need to study medicine

Which episode of Rick and Morty is this?

I'm gonna be sad if you dont get this.

Lomp?

Can someone think in Robin and Batman

My sister's bookmark

Blending right in

It's an entirely untapped market

Drop it like it's 1939

Gottem

The Feline Winter Soldier

To serve vegetables

When time wasting is an art form

Who needs rotating text

Spooky times are upon us

Almost enough RAM for Chrome to run smoothly