I’ll call you back..

I asked my husband to send me "flowers or something" for our anniversary.

SpongeBob’s Burgers

Hangman is a cruel game.

Bad parenting moment

Me, every night.

Beware of that one snake!

Oh what a good day, mate

New Bowsette

It's that time of year again folks. If you see something, say something.

It’s October 1st!

The *** just keeps coming back

Yeah, sounds about right.

No matter how updated it gets, it always makes life hell.

Just turtle stuff

Happy Octobear 1st!

Oct 1st

The best party decorations.

ReaperIRL

I flew 5913 Miles to enjoy the view from the legendary California State Route 1. Worth it!

What my sister gave me when I graduated high school next to what she gave me three years later when I dropped out of college

WAKE HIM UP Y’ALL!

Not the Alabama kind

dfkm

Our Bob.

My 4 year old got into drawing this weekend...he calls this masterpiece "The Bee"

Pumpkin Despairs

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Rattle'em Boys

Chill out René Duckartes

Thanks quality control

A R I S E F R O M Y O U R G R A V E

Boo

It can't be

Pawcific Rim

Shrek is life, Shrek is death

You okay, Hun?

There is always one like that.

The ending we all wanted.

Seriously though Amazon

Wizard meeting

Dad joke like a pro

This meme has been rated PG

Relatable

Delicious

Hold my fork, it's a bit icy outside...

Because hell is other people, amirite?

Haha ...aww poor broccoli

GMO

I just want to know which shampoo this horse uses.

You may go no deeper

Gratuito

The face of a man who knows he is right.

Film Genre Formulas

It's not true, I have my own card

Asad Afghan

This makes me feel uncomfortable

Oops

Elon no!

Liquids

(He didn't actually fall for it)

You see this???

Watch out

It's treason

True

Chicken love <3

This pizza place near me has an odly familiar logo

My kids be like

“So why do you sort by New rather than Hot?”

Hue

Rats. Foiled again.

anual posting for the raveyard!

Ti esrever dna ti pilf, nwod gniht ym tup

Yeah it does

When You Go To The Wrong Haunted House...

is it though?

U N L E A S H . C A L C I U M

Cheat the system!

Left hand :)

Take me back, I need a couple of naps.

Everyone should use AirDrop

THIS TIME FOR AFRICA

Bogeyman?! NO... he's the guy you send to KILL the ***ing bogeyman...

Yeah the floor looks shiny

"You're fired"

The four horsemen of salvation

Self roast

I’m that one person.

It's fall, it's time. Again.

Thr stats dont lie.

When your flash goes off in public

hue

So wrong, yet so right

The Strong Independent Woman Aisle

October Approaches...

Time Traveling Florida Man

Give me some lög bröther

F for respect

So wrong, yet so right.

That’s show biz baby