Delicious

Hold my fork, it's a bit icy outside...

Because hell is other people, amirite?

Haha ...aww poor broccoli

GMO

I just want to know which shampoo this horse uses.

You may go no deeper

Gratuito

The face of a man who knows he is right.

Film Genre Formulas

It's not true, I have my own card

Asad Afghan

This makes me feel uncomfortable

Oops

Elon no!

Liquids

(He didn't actually fall for it)

You see this???

Watch out

It's treason

True

Chicken love <3

This pizza place near me has an odly familiar logo

My kids be like

“So why do you sort by New rather than Hot?”

Hue

Rats. Foiled again.

anual posting for the raveyard!

Ti esrever dna ti pilf, nwod gniht ym tup

Yeah it does

When You Go To The Wrong Haunted House...

is it though?

U N L E A S H . C A L C I U M

Cheat the system!

Left hand :)

Take me back, I need a couple of naps.

Everyone should use AirDrop

THIS TIME FOR AFRICA

Bogeyman?! NO... he's the guy you send to KILL the ***ing bogeyman...

Yeah the floor looks shiny

"You're fired"

The four horsemen of salvation

Self roast

I’m that one person.

It's fall, it's time. Again.

Thr stats dont lie.

When your flash goes off in public

hue

So wrong, yet so right

The Strong Independent Woman Aisle

October Approaches...

Time Traveling Florida Man

Give me some lög bröther

F for respect

So wrong, yet so right.

That’s show biz baby

Know your bees people!

This is what I have been warning you all about but you haven’t been listening

Must adapt

hmmm, fortnite

We just had a baby. This is my wife’s grandma. I had to do it.

Saw this guy carrying his cat on his back at Pike Place Market

Jesus be scared of da Un-Holy water

OOOHHHHH YEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!

I hope I get that for my birthday..

If I fits I sits. End of story

How? Demons. Why? Demon Portal. when? 5pm Demon Time.

And thanks for coming

Catman

My husband and I are trying to get healthier, so he put up motivational signs around the house. This is now what I see before I open the fridge.

My parents were driving home and spotted this masterpiece on the highway

this movie is a gem

Lowe’s. Taking the guess work out of which freezer to buy when you need to store bodies.

Where’s the lie?

BE KIND TO ANIMALS

haha yes

Stay away!

Intriguing.

I caught her at just the right moment.

That's when you know she's the one

Ladies, this is a good advice.

Well that sucks.

The Sony Pictures China team marketing the film Venom have gone for the unusual move of advertising how great a boyfriend Venom would make

Worst customer service ever...

Silence of the Hills

Speed bumps

A true classic returns

I never knew how empty my life was up until this point.

None have bested him yet

Dammit, foiled again

It’s spooky season

Asked my boyfriend to 3D print me a cookie cutter, and I think he messed up a decimal place in his dimensions...

Rather be safe than sorry

Gonna catch'em all

Halloween Cat Army

Donde esta la karma?

PS4 for granny

Have children they said...

Ha Ha Very Punny

I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly