In 5th grade I was a baked potato for Halloween

Best dog tag ever.

So Cute Yet So Deadly

Someone had parked their Audi out of lines - and someone left a nice note lol

Now what do we do?

The Internet right now with YouTube being down.

There's always that one...

When YouTube goes down...

DAMN. THAT BE AN OOF

Saving energy

I Do This Don't You

Family goals.

best time of the day

Checked for any complaints about YouTube on Twitter. Mother of God.

I don't remember putting that on the shopping list...

Relatable

floopy doosk

Dressed up peaches

poor guy

Netflix era kids will never know

Jesus of Methlehem

Screw You Dave!

I like her already

Dr. Phil got a quick start on Halloween

Dont worry he knows what he is doing

Similar movies with similar plots

Where’s the lie tho?

The only god is the number 4

I Want Cloud

Snail = Snail

I laughed too hard at this.

What do your fingerprint say about you?!

local mattress store getting straight to the point

Karate at work

$290,000

Just when you thought they couldn't get any nicer.

Life is one of those games where you need to do well just UNLOCK the harder difficulty.

Found outside a college prep academy

TIL dogs have buttcracks

This is how to beat monsters like stress, anxiety!

They *** you up, your mum and dad

C A L C I U M

rip in peace adventure time

Oh, so it's funny when a monkey does it...

No problem, no problem at all ¯\__/¯

Should have known better

Come on do something!

Italian Army General Claudio Graziano trying to shake hands with a military dummy during an official event, 2018

based moreen

I am merely the conduit of higher wisdom

I was so naive

Some people are just impossible to please

Top of the pyramid

One sock is better than none

I tossed a fortune cookie in my wife's lunch today. She angrily sent me this picture. Like I control the fortunes inside the cookies and I picked this one on purpose.

Xbl ;)

Good kid

uwu

"What do you mean the printer shit itself"

Sir whats your Gender?

When ya gotta work , Ya gotta work

Doubt

Spoopy

please let him live

100% similarity

whitepeoplehavenoculture?

Not Fired

It is Lonely Here...

Delicious

Real motivation

We tried.

Show them what you got!

I guess I am doing this wrong

Latte defined in wiki

Zippity Zoppity, here comes my floppity

hide yo kids

My diet starts today

A great leader once said...

Wait. You too?

Ask Elon

At least they are consistent

What a businessman

Dr. Phil agrees

Somebody's right

Damn! Sometimes it happens !

Hiding the truth

DON'T BLINK. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead.

I LOVE the japanese media

*Yiffs the mascot*

once one always one

I can feel the “mmmhhhmmmmm” from here

Me in college

Dracula ain't sh!t

Peace with thyself

Bike doodles

You're just a-nother brick in the wall

Because women would rather buy what's expensive than what's better.

scaey

Oof

Captain Mother ***er