i resigned the following morning

Damn it, Brian

1 Billion dollars*

Love that translation

Some lady smashed into my truck, no insurance, no registration, something tells me she doesn't even have a license.

Autumn cereal

In 1999 McDonalds released an Inspector Gadget action figure, with each body part being a separate toy to collect. This is what the final product looked like

dump's over bois

Hiya!

It hurts just a little bit

Still one of my favorite shows

My girlfriend bought me a beautiful pillow for our anniversary.

Makes sense

Pocket banana

I loved all of them

intelligence quotient 9001

why

No RAGRETS❄️

What made you throw that ring into the fire?

Life of an introvert

A rare baby picture of Guy Fieri.

Oh god this is all too true

Some generic title.

Wisdom Cloak

See he pulled a sneaky on 'em.

Haha creative costume

Deception. 100

Why this dog look like it’s about to bust some myths?

Literally God Tier

Will she

Literal catfishing

washing a ladle can be even more disastrous

THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST AND I NEEDED TO SHARE THIS

Swipes right

Googling Dog Swearing

What a time to grow up in.

Yesterday's Meals On Wheels

My local radio station posted this today

Only seems fair

Finally he did it!

Well

The more you watch it, the better it gets

I never actually thought about it like that...

When you buy more than 10 items from CVS

Young Bunga no sleep, Boomer Bunga loud

Let me just look that up for you

Found another good selfie ahh I live for people who don’t check their surroundings

Me growing up as a child.

About to strike

Have your body in sync with nature

We might be on to something

Bless me father, for I have sinned.

Press "E" to open...

That's long

Immortality Confirmed

Randy is so savage

Get the Hotwheels Ready

roflmao xD

The chain of command

An American High School

　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　

I want to know how someone should get internet on a plane lmfao ✈️

Crepey Sign

Marilyn Manson looks like Nicholas Cage dressed up as Marilyn Manson.

perty herd

Better to burn out than fade away

Well I jus.. Just forgot what I.. I want to say

Not a tiny bit!

This probably won't help with potty training.

No dating for the batman

The ultimate tease

Canadian drug dealers be like

Decided to try out more Pokémon mixer combos

The new Harry Potters are getting a bit weird

and another one

Tip jar at a local coffee shop

Alpha squad

Its not

My cousins had a paint party at their daycare and now they look like a cartoon character when a bomb explodes

Anon has a new job

The G.O.A.T

Ohhh that’s what he meant

Want to know how to freak out your flight? Fold a parachute right outside your gate.

Fallopian Tube Swim Team

Cat pretending it's part of a wall

Oof

Banksy inspired Itchy and Shreddy

An internet classic.

Professional introverts

This turtle riding an eel

When you delete the torrent after it finishes downloading

Where's the hentai

I can't B positive at times like these woman!

Don't tell me how to live my life

And he claims he doesn't have a favorite

I wish my girlfriend told me she was afraid of heights BEFORE going on the ferris wheel

He speak the truth

I knew it..

Ad paused at the perfect moment. Huehuehuehue

After seeing this i know there is no god