It's my first time making a Halloween costume: I'm a Rain Cloud!

My daughter wanted to be a Tide pod. Be nice - she's just an 11 year old.

Gutter humor...

We had a candidate interview for an IT position today. He literally designed and printed this shirt because he was interviewing on Halloween! Needless to say, we hired him...

Halloween is already starting

Maybe some DMV workers actually do have a sense of humor

My friend came to school dressed as Spooderman

Title

You got my back?

Honest student feedback be like

Ice T knows what's up

Vladimir Pumpkin

So, this is where it truly began

A few months ago my friend’s real estate sign was rudely vandalized. Today, for the win, she used it to her advantage

Some cop in my hometown winning Halloween.

Come on, guys!

‘Tis the season to summon devils

Spooks.

This guy at my school went as the principal for Halloween. The principal regularly walks around the lunchroom during lunch, so this guy did the same.

Anon at the store

This hot air ballon flew past my house

Jon snow on his way to the throne!

The hobbies

My brother and his friend dressed up as mermaid man and barnacle boy for Halloween

... gawk gawk combo...!

The evil of the internet

This dog is confused about where I’m hiding my left leg.

Meanwhile on Black Twitter

Pretty much every time

It’s not what it looks like!

Halloween on the ISS

My Vampire Costume!

This world is full of lies...

The vanity plate of this Tesla

manga

Open the gates!

A+

My sister takes Halloween very seriously . And yes, her dog is still very much involved.

Anon checks his privilege

Kyle's back at it again

Spoilt for choice

Easy profit

I don't know why she's not amused...

Killed it for you

234

well only one got the last blow

Can't wait to see the look on his face!

Don’t tell me what to do Skittles!

The housing market is really pumped up these days

Anon has a dream

HOT DEAL

+1

Not much different from any other year, honestly.

Me_IRL

They all got crushed

Don’t touch my keyboard

bet he is

and winner of best pet costume....

More Speed!

Types of girls

gottem

Side hustle holiday special

This should get the message across!

still think a congrats is in order

My FBI agent is not very lucky

The illustrator has a developed sense of humor

Do you want a balloon?

When you lean too far back in your chair

My nephew has a toy dinosaur which we call "sneaky dinosaur" because he looks rather ***ing sneaky.

It's time to stop

All about that view

The best type of comeback

Oh, well. Shit.

Pop! Goes the weasel

Free yoga class

Such a hero!!!

Milk loaf

My friends baby is only a few weeks old, yet is the most judgmental person ive ever met

I’m dying

A proud member of the Royal Canadian Air Force practicing his low altitude maneuvers.

It's hilarious cute. LOL. #CoupleGoals

Spooky Meme?

Successful Face Swap

Potluck at work today. Happy Halloween!

Catalog Model

I think this belongs here....

I see this Tesla all around the Denver area.

Potterhead parents

I was today years old

Agrees I do

My 96 y/o grandmother wanted to dress up like a Starbucks barista this Halloween. I think she hit it out of the park.

Cats are dumb

I dunno how they do that

Ram into them

relatable

I'm never feeding ducks again

This Trick this year

Like... In the p.m.

smart ever

You ain’t getting past 3