Santa's not coming this year.

Stupid attorney!

The name’s Goofy

I dont even know what happened in this pic

:-O

People were ugly back then

Talented actor, Rainn Wilson, over the years.

Thanks for the words.

Weird flex

This cat showing me how small my dick is.

A weird intro, but ok.

You really gonna scroll past without without saying happy birthday?

Not the kind of support I need right now

what if you just want to leave

That kinda got dark!

Cool....................,,

Found this lil ghost earlier today in my mug.

shock

Googled "Marine Animals", Was not disappointed.

How many days in a row can I use dry shampoo? Asking for a friend...

If there’s a war in 2030

Cats never forget

When you get rescued from the dog shelter, but you realize your owner is a weirdo

No worries?

Small kestrel tries stealing from hawk

When Lightning McQueen gets stung by a bee

A good future will blossom for you

Freelancing in a nutshell:

I’m okay, trust me

Lost cat had the time of his life.

Not like planned

Cheese it, the fuzz!

Why is this so good?

Great taste? It's in there!

I feel like I just interrupted a meeting for little demons

What ever happened to.....

Posted on a nursery door at church warning parents not to bring their sick kids into class

DDR ram

Doctors

Survival of the not so fittest...

Kiwi Has a Twin!

Best scene in the whole movie ; change my mind

He got mad i made him wear a seat belt.

Why Johnny?

A reminder for certain individuals.

Praying for an accident

Things were better then

Not a morning person, i guess

Natural Selection is a cruel mistress

You're not my real ladder!

Evertime

The classic video game systems

IQ 300

Walls Don’t Work?

Snap into a Slim Jim

Every girl ever

Oof lol

I declare Matthew McConaughey the Santa Clause of Thanksgiving

Papa no!

Todd, give me power!

Just be normal Florida

Once you've seen it you can't unsee it

I found this pretty funny

how to literally scare the crap out of someone

Cat’s been hitting the gym lately

How to get profanity past the vanity plate censors

This Shop Lets Liam Neeson Eat For Free So He Shows Up

Well spent time

Can't catch me lol

It always be jammin'

It’s funny cause it’s true

Next Star Wars movie announced

Who did this!?

Photobomb!

My friends didn't laugh

The Facts don’t lie.

Thanks, Satan!

Got done a heccin lol

The more people I meet, the more I like the dog

Suprise

Thats a long minute!

PLAYER 2 Entered the game

Gonna drop this one on her for the win

“Nah bruh, this ain’t a pyramid scheme”

OwO

Picking up...

heh

How to properly use twitter

When u ask ur dog !

cro magnon noises

Dont Bork Ned

So I work at soobway, last shift I cut my hand pretty bad on the cookie tongs . Bad enough that I had to close the store early. This was my welcome back to work today.

When you are in the toilet pushing so hard that you end up unintentionally teleported

Right back at ya

YEESS

This gave me a chuckle

Uh, yeah I'm pretty sure I don't want to do this...ever.

"Mark the intruder in each family"

He did it.

Can't wait to play Diablo Mobile