Smashed my finger with a hammer, wife brought me this ice pack...
Proper wholesome vanilla porn
My son dressed up like this for a parade. No-one knew who he was, except the dog.
I'm invisible.
Hail Pete
This is so sad
evolve
With fava beans
Brushed my dog & made a new one......!!!
Can’t get no sleep...
Can we have 2 Halloweens this year??
Hypothalamus
Walgreens mislabeled this entire inventory of sewing supplies.
Wait a second, something’s not right
Flat earth logic
I watched Airplane! on my way back from LA. Qantas had a content warning...
Yup, I laughed at this.
road to flavor town
"Actually, the Earth is a Cuboid and we're living inside it"
Rock on doggo
I'm not saying...
humans still think im lost
Cracked me up
No matter who u are do as the wife says
AYYYYYY LMAO
F = ma
Oh.. wait
A bitter pill to swallow
Santa's not coming this year.
Stupid attorney!
The name’s Goofy
I dont even know what happened in this pic
:-O
People were ugly back then
Talented actor, Rainn Wilson, over the years.
Thanks for the words.
Weird flex
This cat showing me how small my dick is.
A weird intro, but ok.
You really gonna scroll past without without saying happy birthday?
Not the kind of support I need right now
what if you just want to leave
That kinda got dark!
Cool....................,,
Found this lil ghost earlier today in my mug.
shock
Googled "Marine Animals", Was not disappointed.
How many days in a row can I use dry shampoo? Asking for a friend...
If there’s a war in 2030
Cats never forget
When you get rescued from the dog shelter, but you realize your owner is a weirdo
No worries?
Small kestrel tries stealing from hawk
When Lightning McQueen gets stung by a bee
A good future will blossom for you
Freelancing in a nutshell:
I’m okay, trust me
Lost cat had the time of his life.
Not like planned
Cheese it, the fuzz!
Why is this so good?
Great taste? It's in there!
I feel like I just interrupted a meeting for little demons
What ever happened to.....
Posted on a nursery door at church warning parents not to bring their sick kids into class
DDR ram
Doctors
Survival of the not so fittest...
Kiwi Has a Twin!
Best scene in the whole movie ; change my mind
He got mad i made him wear a seat belt.
Why Johnny?
A reminder for certain individuals.
Praying for an accident
Things were better then
Not a morning person, i guess
Natural Selection is a cruel mistress
You're not my real ladder!
Evertime
The classic video game systems
IQ 300
Walls Don’t Work?
Snap into a Slim Jim
Every girl ever
Oof lol
I declare Matthew McConaughey the Santa Clause of Thanksgiving
Papa no!
Todd, give me power!
Just be normal Florida
Once you've seen it you can't unsee it
I found this pretty funny
how to literally scare the crap out of someone
Cat’s been hitting the gym lately
How to get profanity past the vanity plate censors
This Shop Lets Liam Neeson Eat For Free So He Shows Up
Well spent time
Can't catch me lol
It always be jammin'
It’s funny cause it’s true
Next Star Wars movie announced