Nespresso coffee descriptions easily apply to farts.

I’ve been standing here for 5 minutes and I’d have to disagree.

STOP RIGHT THERE M8!

This gives me hope on mankind

My wife bought a book, and I made a summary insert for her

Well, now we know why they cover their faces.

This is taking forever

Well... it isn’t wrong

When you get downvoted for your comment

They hated jesus for he told them the truth

There is only Zuul

The Pain!

Doozy

Experience has made me rich...

Best Fire Exit Ever...

timing

Wild wars

heh

Jonathan Stevens

LMAO.....

The True Companions

a cat isnt that patient

When you want everyone to know ur a gang member but not hate you

Everybody knows someone like this

Cosmo is woke

Damn vets.

Saw this outside a church on my way home

This is my grandfather who served in the Korean War and this was taken a few weeks before he lost his battle with Lewy Body Dementia. I thought this sub would appreciate his sweater.

Dominos must be training a new guy.

Never go camping with a C-Section Baby

Very creative photo. I'm gonna try.

The last subtitle of the show stayed up during the commercial break.

That’s it guys!

So that’s what happened

Earliest tattoo fail in history..

No hooman... You have so much to live for!

Now you're a victim.

Dating Gone Wrong

Hate those

Yes yes very feminine penis joke here

Sed lyf

No one cared who I was, until I put on the mask

Me at sexy times

Relatively speaking...

Only this

It's OC, you should upvote it

Texas is big

Every god damn time

She got the big sad

Unlimited Power

Goddammit Thomas

Alwalys look out for the quality

Hmm

Dad sent me a picture of him "having fun in Lord & Taylor" while Mom shops

Had our engagement photos photobombed.

That‘s a lotta churches

The signs at this Malaysian eating place.

Chewable vitamins are the best.

T-thanks but no

Better call an expert

Am I a joke to you?

people on NNN

Come here

Red Dead RKO!

poor blizz

heh

I'm a slithery little sneaky snake

Whoop there it is..

Dont be sad.

Become the forest

Just use headphones?

Cut a lemon in half place it under the skin of the turkey to lighten up the holiday.

Can't beat that

So...refund?

My gf couldn’t understand why I was obsessed with this

I’m ***ing shook

A good summary of my day

When you're a romantic pianist but also a gamer

The eyes never lie

The Midterm Elections Right Now

Double bnana

After using Shampoo!!!!!

Why is this impressive?

I died of laughter

Found this masterpiece taped to my hotel door

MS Word

“Goddamit mom”

I know what it’s like to lose

Lol. Oldie but goodie

And here you find the dogg fish in its natural habitat.

Gillian Anderson. Gillian Withouterson

If only we all had this power..

Super cool trick!

they still think im a tree

“Tomorrow, I will eat healthy” - me, every day.

Nana on No Nut November

Wizard of the internet, King of the data centers, Slayer of cables!

damn you autocorrect

That’s a bold strategy Cotton. Let’s see how this one plays out.

i like this meme